Race 15 - 2021

iStock Racing Series

In the media this week...

  • PRESS RELEASE: As the last race of the season approaches and the chance for victory slips though his fingers, Airen Slipper's determination does not waver. "I might not be champion. I might not even get a place on the podium. But like hell am I allowing the Spiders to take the championship! The Blues will be victorious! No matter what it takes!"
  • PRESS RELEASE: As the last Slipper press conference of the season comes to a close after a few rants from the more... volatile member of the family, Ragnar Slipper chose to leave his fans with a few last words. "This race will be an uphill battle. I am not out of the running, but I am also not in an easy position. But no matter what, I will not give up. I will finish this race and I will aim for the top. May the best drivers win."
  • PRESS RELEASE: Solid State Drive’s driver Jane Kinglet has been putting extra work into her qualifier sessions in an effort to break the streak of bad results that have plagued her successes. Regarding her media presence, Kinglet has stated the following: “Being in the media brings both advantages and disadvantages to your racing career. The sense of pressure that comes with it is immense, on one hand you try your hardest to succeed for your fans, but those same thoughts can get so distracting that you think too little about the racing, and too much about the result.”
  • Drew Breezus made the decision mid-week to hire an entirely new crew for his tyres, and it pays off. He'll start pole and have a boost to go too as the fans clearly liked what they saw!
  • Yokum Schmidt gets in an ugly confrontation with a fan taunting him that he's 27th. It doesn't go well in the press.
  • Racina Honkslams appears to have finally threatened her crew too much as two have quit and walked out midweek!
  • Avianna Muir remains upbeat after a tough week. "This track has generally been pretty good to us in the past--you gotta take the good with the bad."

qualifying results

1st -- Drew Breezus

3rd -- Airen Slipper

5th -- Foggy Cockburn

7th -- Jane Kinglet

9th -- Yokum Schmidt

11th -- Dominic Jackson

13th -- Lars Ungar

15th -- Cariano Drivemans

17th -- Vasili Mikhailov

19th -- AI Kraken

21st -- Hunky Davis

23rd -- Egil Van Can

25th -- Andrew Fiddler

27th -- Corey Creek

29th -- Jack Carmichael

31st -- Boothby Grafoe

33rd -- Angelina Muir

35th -- Flash Finley

37th -- Jac Houns

39th -- Franceso Rivera

41st -- Kieran Easter

43rd -- Paul Puffin





2nd -- Ragnar Slipper

4th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

6th -- Baker Mudfield

8th -- Avianna Muir

10th -- Hana Pryde

12th -- Varalia Spiders

14th -- Daniel Burman

16th -- Leapfrog Jones

18th -- Jay Wolff

20th -- Rain Winterson

22nd -- Cucumbers Caulfield

24th -- Selinia Spiders

26th -- Urist Tannhauser

28th -- LA Brick

30th -- Victor Lucky

32nd -- Randy Flamethrower

34th -- Ariel Pryde

36th -- Xander Louis

38th -- Gary Gannet

40th -- Racina Honkslams

42nd -- Mason Shelton

RACE 15 - 2021 - 50 turns

texas 500

fort worth, tx

Remember that each turn is 10 miles, and is represented by the skill being checked and the group of drivers being checked. With regards to groups, 1st - 7th is TOP, 8th - 19th is MIDDLE and 20th and below is BOTTOM.

TURN 1 - STAR - TOP - Drew Breezus uses their performance boost to defend against Jane Kinglet. Foggy Cockburn fails to overtake Drew Breezus. Airen Slipper fails to overtake Drew Breezus. Ragnar Slipper (2) surges past Drew Breezus and moves to #1.

TURN 2 - SKILL - TOP - Jane Kinglet fails to overtake Ragnar Slipper. Foggy Cockburn fails to get enough of a push to move up. Dr. Strangeloaf fails to move. Airen Slipper fails to overtake Ragnar Slipper.

TURN 3 - TV - TOP - Jane Kinglet (7) breezes past Ragnar Slipper and moves to #1. Airen Slipper (4) gets a good run, drafts past Jane Kinglet and moves to #1. Drew Breezus fails to overtake Airen Slipper.

TURN 4 - STAR - MIDDLE - AI Kraken stays put. Jay Wolff fails to get enough of a push to move up. Cariano Drivemans can't get the job done. Daniel Burman (14) just about fits past Jane Kinglet and moves to #2. Lars Ungar can't get the job done. Varalia Spiders fails to move. Hana Pryde (11) cleanly passes Foggy Cockburn and moves to #7. Yokum Schmidt fails to overtake Dr. Strangeloaf.

TURN 5 - SKILL - MIDDLE - AI Kraken fails to get enough of a push to move up. Vasili Mikhailov isn't quick enough to move up. Leapfrog Jones fails to get enough of a push to move up. Avianna Muir stays where they are. Foggy Cockburn (8) dummies Hana Pryde and moves to #7.

TURN 6 - STAR - TOP - Foggy Cockburn (7) goes low and passes Airen Slipper and moves to #1. Drew Breezus fails to move. Ragnar Slipper (5) smoothly passes Foggy Cockburn and moves to #1. Jane Kinglet fails to overtake Ragnar Slipper. Daniel Burman stays where they are.

TURN 7 - PIT TURN - Hana Pryde (8) gains a boost from fast pit. Yokum Schmidt (11) gains a boost from fast pit. Cariano Drivemans (15) gains a boost from fast pit. Leapfrog Jones (16) gains a boost from fast pit. Vasili Mikhailov (17) gains a boost from fast pit. Jay Wolff (18) gains a boost from fast pit. AI Kraken (19) gains a boost from fast pit. Daniel Burman attempts to take the lead from Ragnar Slipper. Daniel Burman (4) takes the lead from Ragnar Slipper.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 1:

1st -- Daniel Burman

3rd -- Foggy Cockburn

5th -- Jane Kinglet

7th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

9th -- Yokum Schmidt

11th -- Leapfrog Jones

13th -- Jay Wolff

15th -- Baker Mudfield

17th -- Dominic Jackson

19th -- Lars Ungar

21st -- Hunky Davis

23rd -- Egil Van Can

25th -- Andrew Fiddler

27th -- Corey Creek

29th -- Jack Carmichael

31st -- Boothby Grafoe

33rd -- Angelina Muir

35th -- Flash Finley

37th -- Jac Houns

39th -- Franceso Rivera

41st -- Kieran Easter

43rd -- Paul Puffin

2nd -- Ragnar Slipper

4th -- Drew Breezus

6th -- Airen Slipper

8th -- Hana Pryde

10th -- Cariano Drivemans

12th -- Vasili Mikhailov

14th -- AI Kraken

16th -- Avianna Muir

18th -- Varalia Spiders

20th -- Rain Winterson

22nd -- Cucumbers Caulfield

24th -- Selinia Spiders

26th -- Urist Tannhauser

28th -- LA Brick

30th -- Victor Lucky

32nd -- Randy Flamethrower

34th -- Ariel Pryde

36th -- Xander Louis

38th -- Gary Gannet

40th -- Racina Honkslams

42nd -- Mason Shelton


TURN 8 - DUEL - Baker Mudfield can not find a safe duel and gives up. AI Kraken can not find a safe duel and gives up.

TURN 9 - TV - TOP - Airen Slipper stays put. Jane Kinglet fails to move up. Drew Breezus fails to overtake Daniel Burman. Ragnar Slipper (2) cleanly passes Daniel Burman and moves to #1.

TURN 10 - CONTROL - MIDDLE - Lars Ungar fails to move. Varalia Spiders fails to overtake Jane Kinglet. Dominic Jackson fails to get enough of a push to move up. Avianna Muir fails to get enough of a push to move up. Baker Mudfield stays where they are. AI Kraken (14) settles in, waits, then passes Daniel Burman and moves to #2. Jay Wolff (14) breezes past Airen Slipper and moves to #7. Leapfrog Jones uses their performance boost to attack. Leapfrog Jones (13) smoothly passes Daniel Burman and moves to #3. Yokum Schmidt (12) overtakes Drew Breezus and moves to #6.

TURN 11 - TV - BOTTOM - Racina Honkslams (40) bangs past Airen Slipper and moves to #10.

TURN 12 - TROUBLE - BOTTOM - Lars Ungar just wiggles past. Rain Winterson is violently shunted. Hunky Davis is fine. Cucumbers Caulfield escapes the problem. Egil Van Can escapes the problem. Selinia Spiders gets smashed from behind. Andrew Fiddler is collected in the wreckage. Urist Tannhauser escapes. Corey Creek gets smashed from behind. LA Brick gets T-boned. Jack Carmichael avoids the crash. Victor Lucky squirts around the issue. Boothby Grafoe appears to have tyre damage. Randy Flamethrower squirts around the issue. Angelina Muir is nudged to the side and spins. Ariel Pryde suffers major damage. Flash Finley squirts around the issue. Xander Louis escapes. Jac Houns rolls on through, unscathed. Gary Gannet is nudged to the side and spins. Franceso Rivera slams into another car. Kieran Easter suffers minor damage. Mason Shelton squirts around the issue. Paul Puffin loses a wing mirror and begins to smoke.

TURN 13 - YELLOW FLAG - Puffin is out - apparently the smoke was a symptom of more serious damage. The other cars involved continue to be worked on.

TURN 14 - YELLOW FLAG - Grafoe is confirmed as out as well, but everyone else is now running.

TURN 15 - TV - TOP - Drew Breezus stays where they are. Yokum Schmidt (6) dummies Ragnar Slipper and moves to #1.

TURN 16 - DUEL - Daniel Burman decides against a duel - he could only have grabbed second and it's very early in this 500 mile race for high risk moves.

TURN 17 - PIT TURN - Ragnar Slipper (2) gains a boost from fast pit. Daniel Burman (5) gains a boost from fast pit. Foggy Cockburn (6) gains a boost from fast pit. Yokum Schmidt (1) gains a boost from fast pit. AI Kraken attempts to take the lead from Yokum Schmidt. Yokum Schmidt uses their performance boost to defend.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 2:

1st -- Yokum Schmidt

3rd -- AI Kraken

5th -- Foggy Cockburn

7th -- Drew Breezus

9th -- Hana Pryde

11th -- Vasili Mikhailov

13th -- Racina Honkslams

15th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

17th -- Avianna Muir

19th -- Varalia Spiders

21st -- Hunky Davis

23rd -- Egil Van Can

25th -- Jack Carmichael

27th -- Randy Flamethrower

29th -- Xander Louis

31st -- Mason Shelton

33rd -- Selinia Spiders

35th -- Corey Creek

37th -- Angelina Muir

39th -- Gary Gannet

41st -- Kieran Easter

2nd -- Ragnar Slipper

4th -- Daniel Burman

6th -- Leapfrog Jones

8th -- Jay Wolff

10th -- Cariano Drivemans

12th -- Jane Kinglet

14th -- Airen Slipper

16th -- Baker Mudfield

18th -- Dominic Jackson

20th -- Lars Ungar

22nd -- Cucumbers Caulfield

24th -- Urist Tannhauser

26th -- Victor Lucky

28th -- Flash Finley

30th -- Jac Houns

32nd -- Rain Winterson

34th -- Andrew Fiddler

36th -- LA Brick

38th -- Ariel Pryde

40th -- Franceso Rivera


OUT -- Boothby Grafoe

OUT -- Paul Puffin

TURN 18 - SKILL - TOP - Yokum Schmidt uses their performance boost to defend against Leapfrog Jones. Foggy Cockburn uses their performance boost to attack. Foggy Cockburn (5) goes low and passes Yokum Schmidt and moves to #1. AI Kraken uses their performance boost to attack. AI Kraken (4) sells a dummy, just fitting through past Foggy Cockburn and moves to #1.

TURN 19 - CONTROL - TOP - Leapfrog Jones can't get the job done. Daniel Burman uses their performance boost to attack. Daniel Burman (5) dummies AI Kraken and moves to #1. Ragnar Slipper (5) breezes past Daniel Burman and moves to #1. Ragnar Slipper uses their performance boost to defend against Yokum Schmidt. Foggy Cockburn fails to overtake Ragnar Slipper.

TURN 20 - DUEL - Racina Honkslams decides against a duel. Jane Kinglet can not find a safe duel due to boosts available ahead of her.

TURN 21 - STAR - MIDDLE - Varalia Spiders fails to overtake Foggy Cockburn. Airen Slipper (14) overtakes Foggy Cockburn and moves to #4. Racina Honkslams (14) passes and holds position from Yokum Schmidt and moves to #6. Jane Kinglet fails to move up. Cariano Drivemans uses their performance boost to attack. Cariano Drivemans (12) goes high past Racina Honkslams and moves to #6. Hana Pryde (12) surges past Airen Slipper and moves to #4. Jay Wolff uses their performance boost to attack. Jay Wolff (12) gets a good run, drafts past Daniel Burman and moves to #2.

TURN 22 - TROUBLE - TOP - That could be the championship lost! Daniel Burman gets T-boned by Jay Wolff and they both slide off the track! Ragnar Slipper escapes trouble. AI Kraken loses a wing mirror and begins to smoke. Hana Pryde just wiggles past. Airen Slipper loses no time. Foggy Cockburn squirts around the issue.

TURN 23 - YELLOW FLAG - Kraken repairs and gets going, as does Wolff - but BURMAN IS OUT - he will lose the championship he looked so sure of winning!

TURN 24 - YELLOW FLAG

TURN 25 - PROBLEM - Angelina Muir, in 34th place, has a broken sway bar and drops to last after repairs. (Repair roll = 6)

TURN 26 - CONTROL - TOP - Yokum Schmidt (7) dummies Ragnar Slipper and moves to #1. Racina Honkslams fails to get enough of a push to move up. Foggy Cockburn fails to overtake Yokum Schmidt.

TURN 27 - PIT TURN - Ragnar Slipper (2) gains a boost from fast pit. Hana Pryde (3) gains a boost from fast pit. Foggy Cockburn (5) gains a boost from fast pit. Cariano Drivemans (6) gains a boost from fast pit. Racina Honkslams (7) gains a boost from fast pit. Yokum Schmidt (1) gains a boost from fast pit. Foggy Cockburn attempts to take the lead from Yokum Schmidt. Yokum Schmidt uses their performance boost to defend.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 3:

1st -- Yokum Schmidt

3rd -- Ragnar Slipper

5th -- Cariano Drivemans

7th -- Airen Slipper

9th -- Leapfrog Jones

11th -- Jane Kinglet

13th -- Baker Mudfield

15th -- Lars Ungar

17th -- Dominic Jackson

19th -- Cucumbers Caulfield

21st -- Urist Tannhauser

23rd -- Victor Lucky

25th -- Flash Finley

27th -- Jac Houns

29th -- Rain Winterson

31st -- Andrew Fiddler

33rd -- LA Brick

35th -- Gary Gannet

37th -- Kieran Easter

39th -- AI Kraken

2nd -- Hana Pryde

4th -- Foggy Cockburn

6th -- Racina Honkslams

8th -- Vasili Mikhailov

10th -- Drew Breezus

12th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

14th -- Varalia Spiders

16th -- Avianna Muir

18th -- Hunky Davis

20th -- Egil Van Can

22nd -- Jack Carmichael

24th -- Randy Flamethrower

26th -- Xander Louis

28th -- Mason Shelton

30th -- Selinia Spiders

32nd -- Corey Creek

34th -- Ariel Pryde

36th -- Franceso Rivera

38th -- Jay Wolff

40th -- Angelina Muir


OUT -- Boothby Grafoe

OUT -- Paul Puffin

OUT -- Daniel Burman

TURN 28 - REFLEX - MIDDLE - Cucumbers Caulfield fails to overtake Airen Slipper. Cariano Drivemans uses their performance boost to defend against Hunky Davis. Ragnar Slipper uses their performance boost to defend against Avianna Muir. Hana Pryde uses their performance boost to defend against Lars Ungar. Foggy Cockburn uses their performance boost to defend against Baker Mudfield. Vasili Mikhailov uses their performance boost to attack. Vasili Mikhailov (8) squeezes out Ragnar Slipper and moves to #3.

TURN 29 - DUEL - FUME/FEUD - Caulfield sees Kinglet ahead and goes for it! However, it looks like his final move here in iStock - or the main series at least - ends in failure for Cucumbers, and he's off and out after judging it wrong and hitting the wall at high speed.

TURN 30 - YELLOW FLAG

TURN 31 - STAR - TOP - Racina Honkslams uses their performance boost to attack. Racina Honkslams (7) overtakes Yokum Schmidt and moves to #1. Cariano Drivemans fails to get enough of a push to move up. Foggy Cockburn fails to overtake Racina Honkslams. Ragnar Slipper fails to overtake Racina Honkslams. Hana Pryde uses their performance boost to attack. Hana Pryde (3) bangs past Racina Honkslams and moves to #1.

TURN 32 - CONTROL - BOTTOM - AI Kraken isn't quick enough to move up. Jay Wolff fails to overtake Hunky Davis. Kieran Easter fails to get enough of a push to move up. Franceso Rivera stays where they are. Gary Gannet fails to overtake Dr. Strangeloaf. Andrew Fiddler fails to get enough of a push to move up. Selinia Spiders can't get the job done. Jac Houns stays where they are. Xander Louis (25) passes and holds position from Airen Slipper and moves to #8. Randy Flamethrower (24) passes and holds position from Leapfrog Jones and moves to #10. Victor Lucky (24) cleanly passes Drew Breezus and moves to #12.

TURN 33 - DUEL - Dr. Strangeloaf decides against a duel. Jane Kinglet decides against a duel - too risky for now.

TURN 34 - CONTROL - TOP - Foggy Cockburn (6) side drafts and passes Hana Pryde and moves to #1. Ragnar Slipper fails to overtake Foggy Cockburn. Yokum Schmidt fails to overtake Foggy Cockburn. Racina Honkslams isn't quick enough to move up.

TURN 35 - DUEL - Racina Honkslams decides against a duel - she's third and could only get second. Too risky for now!

TURN 36 - CONTROL - MIDDLE - Avianna Muir (19) sells a dummy, just fitting through past Hana Pryde and moves to #2. Lars Ungar stays where they are. Varalia Spiders (18) breezes past Yokum Schmidt and moves to #5. Baker Mudfield (18) passes and holds position from Varalia Spiders and moves to #5. Dr. Strangeloaf (18) smoothly passes Yokum Schmidt and moves to #7. Jane Kinglet fails to overtake Avianna Muir. Victor Lucky (16) just about fits past Avianna Muir and moves to #2. Leapfrog Jones fails to overtake Racina Honkslams. Randy Flamethrower fails to overtake Victor Lucky. Xander Louis (13) dummies Victor Lucky and moves to #2.

TURN 37 - PIT TURN - Racina Honkslams (5) gains a boost from fast pit. Baker Mudfield (7) gains a boost from fast pit. Foggy Cockburn (1) gains a boost from fast pit. Hana Pryde attempts to take the lead from Foggy Cockburn. Foggy Cockburn uses their performance boost to defend.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 4:

1st -- Foggy Cockburn

3rd -- Baker Mudfield

5th -- Victor Lucky

7th -- Hana Pryde

9th -- Randy Flamethrower

11th -- Vasili Mikhailov

13th -- Cariano Drivemans

15th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

17th -- Drew Breezus

19th -- Lars Ungar

21st -- Hunky Davis

23rd -- Urist Tannhauser

25th -- Flash Finley

27th -- Mason Shelton

29th -- Selinia Spiders

31st -- Corey Creek

33rd -- Ariel Pryde

35th -- Franceso Rivera

37th -- Jay Wolff

39th -- Angelina Muir


2nd -- Racina Honkslams

4th -- Xander Louis

6th -- Avianna Muir

8th -- Airen Slipper

10th -- Yokum Schmidt

12th -- Ragnar Slipper

14th -- Varalia Spiders

16th -- Leapfrog Jones

18th -- Jane Kinglet

20th -- Dominic Jackson

22nd -- Egil Van Can

24th -- Jack Carmichael

26th -- Jac Houns

28th -- Rain Winterson

30th -- Andrew Fiddler

32nd -- LA Brick

34th -- Gary Gannet

36th -- Kieran Easter

38th -- AI Kraken


OUT -- Boothby Grafoe

OUT -- Paul Puffin

OUT -- Daniel Burman

OUT -- Cucumbers Caulfield

TURN 38 - STAR - TOP - Hana Pryde fails to overtake Foggy Cockburn. Xander Louis isn't quick enough to move up. Racina Honkslams uses their performance boost to attack. Racina Honkslams (2) gets a good run, drafts past Foggy Cockburn and moves to #1.

TURN 39 - SMART - TOP - Xander Louis fails to overtake Racina Honkslams. Foggy Cockburn fails to overtake Racina Honkslams.

TURN 40 - TV - BOTTOM - No-one qualifies for a move, but if we have a look at the championship picture if the race finished right now, we see that Selinia Spiders would win the championship, with Burman second and Caulfield third. Ragnar (12th), Randy (9th) and Jane Kinglet (18th) all need to do a bit more to push further up the rankings. Or to hope bad luck befalls Selinia...

TURN 41 - SMART - BOTTOM - Angelina Muir stays where they are. Ariel Pryde can't get the job done. Andrew Fiddler (30) goes high past Varalia Spiders and moves to #14. Selinia Spiders fails to move up. Rain Winterson fails to move up. Flash Finley (26) sells a dummy, just fitting through past Drew Breezus and moves to #18. Jack Carmichael (26) just about fits past Andrew Fiddler and moves to #14. Urist Tannhauser (26) squeezes out Yokum Schmidt and moves to #10. Hunky Davis (25) just about fits past Vasili Mikhailov and moves to #12. Dominic Jackson (25) smoothly passes Jack Carmichael and moves to #16.

TURN 42 - STAR - MIDDLE - Varalia Spiders (19) gets a good run, drafts past Avianna Muir and moves to #6. Andrew Fiddler (19) squeezes out Victor Lucky and moves to #5. Baker Mudfield uses their performance boost to defend against Jack Carmichael. Cariano Drivemans fails to get enough of a push to move up. Ragnar Slipper (16) sells a dummy, just fitting through past Xander Louis and moves to #4. Hunky Davis (15) overtakes Victor Lucky and moves to #7. Yokum Schmidt fails to overtake Foggy Cockburn. Randy Flamethrower fails to overtake Hunky Davis. Airen Slipper (12) squeezes out Foggy Cockburn and moves to #2.

TURN 43 - CONTROL - BOTTOM - AI Kraken fails to move. Jay Wolff (37) cleanly passes Varalia Spiders and moves to #10. Kieran Easter fails to overtake Cariano Drivemans. Franceso Rivera can't get the job done. Gary Gannet (35) goes low and passes Hunky Davis and moves to #8. Selinia Spiders (32) squeezes out Victor Lucky and moves to #10. Jac Houns (30) surges past Jay Wolff and moves to #12. Lars Ungar (29) side drafts and passes Hana Pryde and moves to #16. Jane Kinglet can't get the job done. Leapfrog Jones (26) cleanly passes Selinia Spiders and moves to #10. Dr. Strangeloaf (26) bangs past Avianna Muir and moves to #16.

TURN 44 - DUEL - Foggy Cockburn attempts to duel Airen Slipper. Foggy Cockburn (3) wins the duel against Airen Slipper and moves to #2. Airen Slipper lost the duel. Airen Slipper manages to repair and rejoins at #39. Foggy is heard on the radio shortly after, declaring "Well maybe he shouldn't have eaten s*** straight into the wall." Sympathetic.

TURN 45 - YELLOW FLAG - There is no movement of cars as Slipper's car is removed.

TURN 46 - RARE - MIDDLE - Lars Ungar is black flagged - he's declared as driving unsafely and will drop to last after serving his penalty.

TURN 47 - PIT TURN - Racina Honkslams (1) gains a boost from fast pit. Ragnar Slipper (3) gains a boost from fast pit. Avianna Muir (16) gains a boost from fast pit. Yokum Schmidt (20) gains a boost from fast pit. Drew Breezus (26) gains a boost from fast pit. Jane Kinglet (27) gains a boost from fast pit. Airen Slipper (38) gains a boost from fast pit. Baker Mudfield attempts to take the lead from Racina Honkslams. Racina Honkslams uses their performance boost to defend! With three turns to go, Selinia would be champion even if she stays in 13th, Ragnar will steal second overall, and Burman would drop to 3rd due to his DNF.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 5:

1st -- Racina Honkslams

3rd -- Foggy Cockburn

5th -- Xander Louis

7th -- Gary Gannet

9th -- Hunky Davis

11th -- Jac Houns

13th -- Selinia Spiders

15th -- Varalia Spiders

17th -- Hana Pryde

19th -- Urist Tannhauser

21st -- Drew Breezus

23rd -- Airen Slipper

25th -- Cariano Drivemans

27th -- Jack Carmichael

29th -- Egil Van Can

31st -- Rain Winterson

33rd -- LA Brick

35th -- Franceso Rivera

37th -- AI Kraken

39th -- Lars Ungar

2nd -- Ragnar Slipper

4th -- Baker Mudfield

6th -- Andrew Fiddler

8th -- Avianna Muir

10th -- Leapfrog Jones

12th -- Jay Wolff

14th -- Victor Lucky

16th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

18th -- Randy Flamethrower

20th -- Yokum Schmidt

22nd -- Jane Kinglet

24th -- Vasili Mikhailov

26th -- Dominic Jackson

28th -- Flash Finley

30th -- Mason Shelton

32nd -- Corey Creek

34th -- Ariel Pryde

36th -- Kieran Easter

38th -- Angelina Muir


OUT -- Boothby Grafoe

OUT -- Paul Puffin

OUT -- Daniel Burman

OUT -- Cucumbers Caulfield

TURN 48 - REFLEX - MIDDLE - Hana Pryde (17) settles in, waits, then passes Andrew Fiddler and moves to #6. Jay Wolff (13) squeezes out Baker Mudfield and moves to #4. Jac Houns fails to overtake Foggy Cockburn. Hunky Davis fails to overtake Foggy Cockburn. Avianna Muir (10) overtakes Jay Wolff and moves to #4.

TURN 49 - CONTROL - BOTTOM - Lars Ungar (39) side drafts and passes Varalia Spiders and moves to #16. AI Kraken fails to overtake Lars Ungar. Kieran Easter (37) settles in, waits, then passes Leapfrog Jones and moves to #12. Franceso Rivera isn't quick enough to move up. Dominic Jackson (28) squeezes out Kieran Easter and moves to #12. Jane Kinglet uses their performance boost to attack. Jane Kinglet (25) settles in, waits, then passes Lars Ungar and moves to #18. Yokum Schmidt uses their performance boost to attack. Yokum Schmidt (24) bangs past Hana Pryde and moves to #8.

TURN 50 - TROUBLE - BOTTOM - Huge drama as we cross the line - the race WILL finish as scheduled and not be extended as Racina had crossed the line before the chaos began! Lars Ungar is fine. Varalia Spiders spins twice. Dr. Strangeloaf squirts around the issue. Randy Flamethrower escapes trouble. Urist Tannhauser spins twice. Drew Breezus is fine. Airen Slipper squirts around the issue. Vasili Mikhailov avoids the crash. Cariano Drivemans just wiggles past. Jack Carmichael just wiggles past. Flash Finley slams into another car. Egil Van Can gets T-boned. Mason Shelton just wiggles past. Rain Winterson is nudged to the side and spins. Corey Creek just wiggles past. LA Brick escapes trouble. Ariel Pryde avoids trouble. Franceso Rivera gets completely sideways. AI Kraken slams into another car. Angelina Muir avoids the crash. Who manages to finish? Varalia is out, as is Urist, Egil, Rain, Franceso and Kraken - none of them can get their cars across the line due to damage or a lack of power because of said damage. Harsh luck but that sums up some of their seasons!

RACINA HONKSLAMS WINS - HER FIRST EVER ISTOCK SERIES WIN!

FINAL CLASSIFICATION:

1st -- Racina Honkslams

3rd -- Foggy Cockburn

5th -- Jay Wolff

7th -- Xander Louis

9th -- Hana Pryde

11th -- Gary Gannet

13th -- Dominic Jackson

15th -- Leapfrog Jones

17th -- Selinia Spiders

19th -- Jane Kinglet

21st -- Dr. Strangeloaf

23rd -- Drew Breezus

25th -- Vasili Mikhailov

27th -- Jack Carmichael

29th -- Corey Creek

31st -- Ariel Pryde

33rd -- Flash Finley

2nd -- Ragnar Slipper

4th -- Avianna Muir

6th -- Baker Mudfield

8th -- Yokum Schmidt

10th -- Andrew Fiddler

12th -- Hunky Davis

14th -- Kieran Easter

16th -- Jac Houns

18th -- Victor Lucky

20th -- Lars Ungar

22nd -- Randy Flamethrower

24th -- Airen Slipper

26th -- Cariano Drivemans

28th -- Mason Shelton

30th -- LA Brick

32nd -- Angelina Muir


OUT -- Boothby Grafoe

OUT -- Paul Puffin

OUT -- Daniel Burman

OUT -- Cucumbers Caulfield

OUT -- Varalia Spiders

OUT -- Urist Tannhauser

OUT -- Egil Van Can

OUT -- Rain Winterson

OUT -- Franceso Rivera

OUT -- AI Kraken


The Feud List:

  • Airen Slipper vs. Foggy Cockburn (W6) - updated W15!
  • Drew Breezus vs. Victor Lucky (W10)
  • Hunky Davis vs. Drew Breezus (W11)
  • Hunky Davis vs. Cucumbers Caulfield (W11)
  • Franceso Rivera vs. Racina Honkslams (W12)
  • Hunky Davis vs. Victor Lucky (W13)

CHAMPIONSHIP STANDINGS

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SO.. somehow, we reach the end of season 5! Thank you all for playing and being a part of this, whether you joined us this season or have been here since the beginning - or anywhere on that spectrum! This is a passion project of mine and I enjoy running it - but with it taking roughly 3 to 4 hours a week it is a lot of time to take. Add the significant offseason work (probably 7 to 8 hours to do it properly) and you can see how it is your interaction with the game that keeps me going. As long as I have people wanting to play, the game will continue - so please do keep it up!

iStock will be back in a month or so - keep an eye on your emails. We will not automatically relegate the bottom drivers in the series, especially if you've actively trained your drivers this season - so we'll let you know the situation following the new Offseason Rules as soon as we can.

Thank you again!