Race 10 - 2019

Developmental Racing Series

In the media this week...

  • Press release: Yellow In Front Forever (Andrew Fiddler and Foggy Cockburn) are pleased to announce they will deploy their new exhaust system for the final race of the season. Engine back-pressure has been optimised by increasing the diameter of the exhaust significantly, while turbulence out of the exhaust has been reduced through the application of soft fibres streaming from the tailpipe. This development is only possibly thanks to a significant cash injection (all in crumpled notes) from new sponsors Mobile Unscrupulous "Massages". "It is a pleasure, and frankly a real role reversal, for us to shower someone with money to widen an exhaust port," said a spokeswoman for Mobile Unscrupulous "Massages". Mr Fiddler denies any family involvement in the team's recent fortunes, and will not rise to the heckles of "mummy's boy" from fan or fellow driver.
  • DelBoy Trotter, championship leader, is featured on the front cover of a national magazine which is distributed solely in prisons. He has a superb week as you would perhaps expect, taking 3rd.
  • Winter McFish takes part in an elaborate sponsorship event in Forth Worth, where she writes autographs until her hands get tired. She'll start 15th.
  • Stanley Tee has repeated trouble with his car, mostly around the suspension overreacting. He'll start 36th.
  • Baker Mudfield has tyre problems throughout qualifying and is unable to get them up to the heat he needs. He'll start 31st.
  • Xander Louis horrifies everyone when he goes airborne, flips and lands in the warning fence mid way through the session. He walks out of it but collapses on the track shortly afterwards - he won't race this weekend.
  • Victor Lucky has a fantastic set of laps once the session begins anew, and this time it's pole for Victor, and a boost ready to go too!

qualifying results

1st -- Victor Lucky

3rd -- DelBoy Trotter

5th -- Cam Cargo

7th -- Colin "Tar" McAdam

9th -- Checkers McGreen

11th -- Gary Gannet

13th -- Foggy Cockburn

15th -- Winter McFish

17th -- Avianna Muir

19th -- Arthur James

21st -- Selinia Spiders

23rd -- Manne Love

25th -- Sweet Clyde

27th -- Drew Breezus

29th -- Bargain Bill

31st -- Baker Mudfield

33rd -- Klodeus Cig

35th -- Marthis Fiino

37th -- Gunther Heindrickson

39th -- Rodney Trotter

Did not qualify: Xander Louis





2nd -- Lefty Louis

4th -- Ragnar Slipper

6th -- Ignacio Del Gato

8th -- Randy Flamethrower

10th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

12th -- Corky Cadorkian

14th -- Andrew Fiddler

16th -- Al Houns

18th -- Jack Carmichael

20th -- Adam James

22nd -- Jane Kinglet

24th -- Xavier Tate

26th -- Tom Reynolds

28th -- Jac Houns

30th -- Lars Ungar

32nd -- Lem Tables

34th -- Angelina Muir

36th -- Stanley Tee

38th -- Lem Tables


RACE 10 - 2019 - 50 turns

texas 500

fort worth, tx

Remember that each turn is 10 miles, and is represented by the skill being checked and the group of drivers being checked. With regards to groups, 1st - 7th is TOP, 8th - 19th is MIDDLE and 20th and below is BOTTOM.

TURN 1 - STAR - MIDDLE - Foggy Cockburn fails to move up.

TURN 2 - STAR - MIDDLE - Stunningly, same again. Foggy Cockburn fails to move.

TURN 3 - PROBLEM - Colin McAdam has suspension problems - he falls to the end of the bottom group before he gets it fixed.

TURN 4 - DUEL - DelBoy Trotter decides against a duel so early in the race and with the title on the line.

TURN 5 - TROUBLE - MIDDLE - a five car smash in the middle group as Checkers gets it all wrong and drifts too far up in the turn!

TURN 6 - YELLOW FLAG - it's race and season over for Checkers, Jack and Al Houns - all of whom can't get repaired and back out.

TURN 7 - PIT TURN - Fast pits for Selinia Spiders, Andrew Fiddler, Jane Kinglet, Xavier Tate, Ragnar Slipper, Ignacio Del Gato and Cam Cargo all provide boosts. Cam Cargo wins the race off pit road, taking the lead from Victor Lucky!

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 1:

1st -- Cam Cargo

3rd -- Ragnar Slipper

5th -- Lefty Louis

7th -- Randy Flamethrower

9th -- Avianna Muir

11th -- Jane Kinglet

13th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

15th -- Adam James

17th -- Winter McFish

19th -- Sweet Clyde

21st -- Drew Breezus

23rd -- Bargain Bill

25th -- Baker Mudfield

27th -- Klodeus Cig

29th -- Marthis Fiino

31st -- Gunther Heindrickson

33rd -- Rodney Trotter

35th -- Gary Gannet


OUT -- Checkers McGreen

OUT -- Al Houns

OUT -- Jack Carmichael

2nd -- Victor Lucky

4th -- Ignacio Del Gato

6th -- DelBoy Trotter

8th -- Selinia Spiders

10th -- Andrew Fiddler

12th -- Xavier Tate

14th -- Corky Cadorkian

16th -- Arthur James

18th -- Manne Love

20th -- Tom Reynolds

22nd -- Jac Houns

24th -- Lars Ungar

26th -- Paul Blart

28th -- Angelina Muir

30th -- Stanley Tee

32nd -- Lem Tables

34th -- Colin McAdam

36th -- Foggy Cockburn

TURN 8 - REFLEX - TOP - Randy Flamethrower (7) overtakes Cam Cargo and takes the lead, but shortly after Ragnar Slipper thumps in and takes the lead from him! RAGNAR SLIPPER LEADS!

TURN 9 - RARE - MIDDLE - It's a SURGE for new boy Arthur James, moving up to 7th from 16th.

TURN 10 - RARE - TOP - Randy Flamethrower and Cam Cargo smash into each other. Cargo is fine, but Randy spins into the wall and off again. He has to pit to fix it but it seems to be only cosmetic damage. He rejoins in last place.

TURN 11 - YELLOW FLAG

TURN 12 - DUEL - DelBoy Trotter decides against a duel.

TURN 13 - REFLEX - MIDDLE - Xavier Tate uses their performance boost to attack! Xavier Tate (12) overtakes Lefty Louis and moves to #5. Jane Kinglet uses their performance boost to attack! Jane Kinglet (12) overtakes Lefty Louis and moves to #6. Andrew Fiddler (12) overtakes Lefty Louis and moves to #7. Avianna Muir uses their performance boost to attack! Avianna Muir (12) overtakes Cam Cargo and moves to #2.

TURN 14 - DUEL - Jane Kinglet decides against a duel.

TURN 15 - HEAT - BOTTOM - Randy Flamethrower (36) overtakes Arthur James and moves to #10. Andrew Fiddler uses their performance boost to defend against Gary Gannet!

TURN 16 - HEAT - MIDDLE - Ignacio Del Gato uses their performance boost to defend against Sweet Clyde! Randy Flamethrower (10) overtakes Ignacio Del Gato and moves to #5.

TURN 17 - PIT TURN - Fast pits from Avianna Muir, Randy Flamethrower, Ignacio Del Gato and Ragnar Slipper all give them a boost. Cam Cargo makes a charge at leader Ragnar, forcing Slipper to boost to keep the lead his.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 2:

1st -- Ragnar Slipper

3rd -- Cam Cargo

5th -- Ignacio Del Gato

7th -- Xavier Tate

9th -- Jane Kinglet

11th -- Lefty Louis

13th -- DelBoy Trotter

15th -- Winter McFish

17th -- Corky Cadorkian

19th -- Sweet Clyde

21st -- Drew Breezus

23rd -- Bargain Bill

25th -- Baker Mudfield

27th -- Klodeus Cig

29th -- Marthis Fiino

31st -- Gunther Heindrickson

33rd -- Rodney Trotter

35th -- Gary Gannet


OUT -- Checkers McGreen

OUT -- Al Houns

OUT -- Jack Carmichael

2nd -- Avianna Muir

4th -- Randy Flamethrower

6th -- Victor Lucky

8th -- Selinia Spiders

10th -- Andrew Fiddler

12th -- Arthur James

14th -- Adam James

16th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

18th -- Manne Love

20th -- Tom Reynolds

22nd -- Jac Houns

24th -- Lars Ungar

26th -- Paul Blart

28th -- Angelina Muir

30th -- Stanley Tee

32nd -- Lem Tables

34th -- Colin McAdam

36th -- Foggy Cockburn

TURN 18 - SMART - BOTTOM - Gunther Heindrickson (31) overtakes Manne Love and moves to #18. Angelina Muir (29) overtakes Dr. Strangeloaf and moves to #16. Klodeus Cig (29) overtakes Andrew Fiddler and moves to #10. Selinia Spiders uses their performance boost to defend against Bargain Bill! Drew Breezus (24) overtakes Lefty Louis and moves to #12. Tom Reynolds (24) overtakes Arthur James and moves to #14.

TURN 19 - DUEL - Ignacio Del Gato can not find a safe duel and gives up.

TURN 20 - DUEL - FUME / FEUD - Andrew Fiddler vs. Dr. Strangeloaf - nothing happens after a bit of door to door banging! Strangeloaf sits where he is, but a bit of debris is left on the track and will need clearing.

TURN 21 - YELLOW FLAG

TURN 22 - SKILL - BOTTOM - Gary Gannet (35) overtakes Drew Breezus and moves to #12. Rodney Trotter (34) overtakes Gary Gannet and moves to #12. Lem Tables (34) overtakes Rodney Trotter and also moves to #12! Stanley Tee (34) overtakes Selinia Spiders and moves to #8. Baker Mudfield (32) overtakes Drew Breezus and moves to #16. Jac Houns (30) overtakes Rodney Trotter and moves to #14. Gunther Heindrickson (28) overtakes Gary Gannet and moves to #16. Dr. Strangeloaf (27) overtakes Gunther Heindrickson and moves to #16.

TURN 23 - TROUBLE - MIDDLE - Selinia Spiders gets sideways after a nudge from Klodeus Cig, and it's chaos in the middle of the pack yet again!

TURN 24 - YELLOW FLAG - Spiders and Gannet are both done for the race, finishing their season too.

TURN 25 - YELLOW FLAG - Cig, Fiddler and Heindrickson are all driving again now.

TURN 26 - CONTROL - TOP - Ragnar Slipper uses their performance boost to defend against Randy Flamethrower! Cam Cargo uses their performance boost to attack! Cam Cargo (3) overtakes Ragnar Slipper and moves to #1, taking the lead! CAM CARGO LEADS!

TURN 27 - PIT TURN - Ignacio Del Gato, Avianna Muir, Randy Flamethrower, Victor Lucky, Xavier Tate and Cam Cargo all get good boosts from their pitting. Cargo secures his lead by boosting back out, fighting off Ragnar all the while.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 3:

1st -- Cam Cargo

3rd -- Avianna Muir

5th -- Victor Lucky

7th -- Ragnar Slipper

9th -- Jane Kinglet

11th -- Jac Houns

13th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

15th -- Drew Breezus

17th -- Tom Reynolds

19th -- DelBoy Trotter

21st -- Winter McFish

23rd -- Corky Cadorkian

25th -- Sweet Clyde

27th -- Lars Ungar

29th -- Marthis Fiino

31st -- Foggy Cockburn

33rd -- Andrew Fiddler


OUT -- Checkers McGreen

OUT -- Al Houns

OUT -- Jack Carmichael

OUT -- Selinia Spiders

OUT -- Gary Gannet

2nd -- Ignacio Del Gato

4th -- Randy Flamethrower

6th -- Xavier Tate

8th -- Stanley Tee

10th -- Lem Tables

12th -- Rodney Trotter

14th -- Baker Mudfield

16th -- Lefty Louis

18th -- Arthur James

20th -- Adam James

22nd -- Angelina Muir

24th -- Manne Love

26th -- Bargain Bill

28th -- Paul Blart

30th -- Colin McAdam

32nd -- Klodeus Cig

34th -- Gunther Heindrickson


TURN 28 - RARE - TOP - Driver incident! Victor Lucky vs. Randy Flamethrower - Lucky is forced to use his boost to avoid a trip into the wall.

TURN 29 - SKILL - TOP - Xavier Tate (6) overtakes Cam Cargo and moves to #1. Randy Flamethrower uses their performance boost to attack! Randy Flamethrower (5) overtakes Xavier Tate and moves to #1. Avianna Muir (5) overtakes Randy Flamethrower and moves to #1. So busy at the front! AVIANNA MUIR LEADS!

TURN 30 - STAR - TOP - Avianna Muir uses their performance boost to defend against Victor Lucky, then against Ignacio Del Gato!

TURN 31 - REFLEX - TOP - Xavier Tate (3) overtakes Avianna Muir and moves to #1. Randy Flamethrower uses their performance boost to attack! Randy Flamethrower (3) overtakes Xavier Tate and moves to #1. RANDY FLAMETHROWER LEADS!

TURN 32 - TROUBLE - MIDDLE - A two car smash as Breezus and Arthur James have a coming together.

TURN 33 - YELLOW FLAG - Drew Breezus and Arthur James are both running again, but that'll be disappointing to have thrown away so many places for nothing.

TURN 34 - YELLOW FLAG

TURN 35 - PROBLEM - BOTTOM - Foggy Cockburn has a handling problem that's irritating him, and he drops to the back as it's sorted it out.

TURN 36 - DUEL - Lefty Louis and Baker Mudfield decide against a duel.

TURN 37 - PIT TURN - Huge amounts of boosts gained from this pit - Tom Reynolds, Lem Tables, Jac Houns, Dr. Strangeloaf, Jane Kinglet, Winter McFish, Avianna Muir, Xavier Tate, Ragnar Slipper and leader Flamethrower all benefit. Lucky tries to take the lead, but fails.

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 4:

1st -- Randy Flamethrower

3rd -- Ignacio Del Gato

5th -- Ragnar Slipper

7th -- Victor Lucky

9th -- Lem Tables

11th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

13th -- Winter McFish

15th -- Rodney Trotter

17th -- Lefty Louis

19th -- Adam James

21st -- Corky Cadorkian

23rd -- Sweet Clyde

25th -- Lars Ungar

27th -- Marthis Fiino

29th -- Klodeus Cig

31st -- Gunther Heindrickson

33rd -- Arthur James


OUT -- Checkers McGreen

OUT -- Al Houns

OUT -- Jack Carmichael

OUT -- Selinia Spiders

OUT -- Gary Gannet

2nd -- Xavier Tate

4th -- Avianna Muir

6th -- Cam Cargo

8th -- Tom Reynolds

10th -- Jac Houns

12th -- Jane Kinglet

14th -- DelBoy Trotter

16th -- Baker Mudfield

18th -- Stanley Tee

20th -- Angelina Muir

22nd -- Manne Love

24th -- Bargain Bill

26th -- Paul Blart

28th -- Colin McAdam

30th -- Andrew Fiddler

32nd -- Drew Breezus

34th -- Foggy Cockburn

TURN 38 - TROUBLE - TOP - Well, it would be, but all of the top group manage to avoid problems. Somehow!

TURN 39 - SKILL - TOP - Cam Cargo (6) overtakes Randy Flamethrower and moves to #1, then loses the place to Ragnar Slipper. Ragnar Slipper uses their performance boost to defend against Avianna Muir! Xavier Tate uses their performance boost to attack! Xavier Tate (4) overtakes Ragnar Slipper and moves to #1.

TURN 40 - REFLEX - MIDDLE - Lefty Louis (17) overtakes Victor Lucky and moves to #7. Rodney Trotter (16) overtakes Ignacio Del Gato and moves to #5. Avianna Muir uses their performance boost to defend against Winter McFish! Jane Kinglet uses their performance boost to attack! Jane Kinglet (14) overtakes Avianna Muir and moves to #7.

TURN 41 - RARE - MIDDLE - Rain appears to be forming on the outskirts of the track - we'll keep an eye on it and check every 10 miles if it's safe to continue.

TURN 42 - DUEL - Rodney Trotter decides against a duel.

TURN 43 - SMART - BOTTOM - Gunther Heindrickson (31) overtakes Victor Lucky and moves to #10. Tom Reynolds uses their performance boost to defend against Bargain Bill! Jac Houns uses their performance boost to defend against Corky Cadorkian! Angelina Muir (21) overtakes Jac Houns and moves to #14.

TURN 44 - RARE - MIDDLE - Jac Houns is flagged for unsafe driving - she falls to the back. A horrendous race for her and it essentially ends Cardiff City Racer's hopes of a championship win.

TURN 45 - RARE - TOP - Cam Cargo SURGES TO THE LEAD!

TURN 46 - DUEL - Randy Flamethrower decides against a duel, happy to take the points at this stage.

TURN 47 - PIT TURN - Again, a hefty chunk of boosts: Winter McFish, DelBoy Trotter, Gunther Heindrickson, Lem Tables, Angelina Muir, Avianna Muir, Lefty Louis and Baker Mudfield all benefit. Ignacio Del Gato takes the lead from Cam Cargo off pit lane!

POSITIONS AFTER PIT 5:

1st -- Ignacio Del Gato

3rd -- Xavier Tate

5th -- Ragnar Slipper

7th -- Jane Kinglet

9th -- Lem Tables

11th -- Gunther Heindrickson

13th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

15th -- Lefty Louis

17th -- Victor Lucky

19th -- Stanley Tee

21st -- Corky Cadorkian

23rd -- Sweet Clyde

25th -- Lars Ungar

27th -- Marthis Fiino

29th -- Klodeus Cig

31st -- Drew Breezus

33rd -- Foggy Cockburn


OUT -- Checkers McGreen

OUT -- Al Houns

OUT -- Jack Carmichael

OUT -- Selinia Spiders

OUT -- Gary Gannet

2nd -- Cam Cargo

4th -- Randy Flamethrower

6th -- Rodney Trotter

8th -- Winter McFish

10th -- DelBoy Trotter

12th -- Angelina Muir

14th -- Avianna Muir

16th -- Baker Mudfield

18th -- Tom Reynolds

20th -- Adam James

22nd -- Manne Love

24th -- Bargain Bill

26th -- Paul Blart

28th -- Colin McAdam

30th -- Andrew Fiddler

32nd -- Arthur James

34th -- Jac Houns

TURN 48 - REFLEX - TOP - Ignacio Del Gato uses their performance boost to defend against Jane Kinglet, then Rodney Trotter! Ragnar Slipper (5) overtakes Ignacio Del Gato and moves to #1, but is then overtaken by Randy Flamethrower. Randy Flamethrower uses their performance boost to defend against Xavier Tate!

TURN 49 - CONTROL - MIDDLE - Xavier Tate uses their performance boost to defend against Baker Mudfield! Lem Tables (9) overtakes Ignacio Del Gato and moves to #3.

TURN 50 - TROUBLE - MIDDLE - Late turn drama - it wipes Kinglet and Tee out of the race entirely, with Victor Lucky just about dragging it home across the line. Heindrickson boosts to avoid it, as do Avianna Muir, Lefty Louis and Baker Mudfield. This means Winter, DelBoy, Angelina, Strangeloaf and Tom Reynolds avoid trouble.

RANDY FLAMETHROWER WINS THE TEXAS 500!

1st -- Randy Flamethrower

3rd -- Lem Tables

5th -- Cam Cargo

7th -- Rodney Trotter

9th -- DelBoy Trotter

11th -- Angelina Muir

13th -- Avianna Muir

15th -- Baker Mudfield

17th -- Adam James

19th -- Manne Love

21st -- Bargain Bill

23rd -- Paul Blart

25th -- Colin McAdam

27th -- Andrew Fiddler

29th -- Arthur James

31st -- Jac Houns


OUT -- Checkers McGreen

OUT -- Al Houns

OUT -- Jack Carmichael

OUT -- Selinia Spiders

OUT -- Gary Gannet

OUT -- Jane Kinglet

OUT -- Stanley Tee

2nd -- Ragnar Slipper

4th -- Ignacio Del Gato

6th -- Xavier Tate

8th -- Winter McFish

10th -- Gunther Heindrickson

12th -- Dr. Strangeloaf

14th -- Lefty Louis

16th -- Tom Reynolds

18th -- Corky Cadorkian

20th -- Sweet Clyde

22nd -- Lars Ungar

24th -- Marthis Fiino

26th -- Klodeus Cig

28th -- Drew Breezus

30th -- Foggy Cockburn

32nd -- Victor Lucky

CHAMPIONSHIP STANDINGS

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