NOTES & DISCLAIMERS
Dear reader,
One of these flyers might have been given to you by an unsettled looking homeless person who had - whilst clambering to her feet from some unhygienic position on that sidewalk – lost her balance and then staggered backwards into this south-west wall of the cathedral's common refectory and kitchen gardens.
Whilst flailing around, that young woman appears to have accidentally scattered most of those loose papers from her copy of this guidebook.
And whilst some might have been pointing to that disintegrating guidebook (which would not have looked as compact as the copies we are now holding in our hands) and enquiring what could have been written upon all those extra, annotated, torn loose and battered pages: our erstwhile guide would have been directing an astonished look around.
We guess she had probably been wondering what if anything this surrounding audience of tourists bound in a wonderous expectation could possibly have been expecting from her.
“Jesus Christ! I don’t know,” she had exclaimed before making some poorly coordinated attempt to launch herself forward.
And then stoically she had added, “But I’ll have a look,” before eventually disappearing in the direction of Sillwood Road, never to return.
"Whilst flailing around, that young woman appears to have accidentally scattered most of those loose papers from her copy of this guidebook. "
Of those papers’ component parts:
None of the above are recommended reading.
