In 30 minutes or less, you'll have to eat at least three whole pizzas, crust and all!*

First, you'll cut the cheese—a cheese pizza, that is. 

Then, you'll reconsider your life choices while chewing through a pepperoni pizza.

Finally, you'll be in hog heaven as you "meat" your maker with a Porky Pie.

In the event of a tie, you'll get to have dessert in the form of a vanilla shake chugging contest.