December 17

White Elephant Gifts

By Pranav Gaddam

Burrito Blanket

As winter season has come, it’s now time to wrap ourselves in blankets and binge-watch holiday movies. But for those who are bored with their old, traditional blankets, the burrito blanket printed to look like a giant tortilla are a fun and goofy gift for all foodies. The burrito blanket combines food with comfort, two of the best things in life. They say you are what you eat, so if your friend is an avid Chipotle fan, this is just the gift for them.

Tile Tracker

We all have that friend who’s always losing something important, whether it’s their phone, wallet or their entire backpack. But fear not, 2020 is the year they cure themselves of this costly habit. For only $25, they can easily track their items and save the need to frantically search their house for their lost car keys. It may almost be a new year, but there's no need to get new stuff just because you lost your previous possessions.

Mini Waffle Maker

It is the age of the minis: you’ve heard of mini fridges, but I now introduce you to the mini waffle maker. It’s easy to use and portable, perfect for a quick snack whenever you are craving breakfast food. Priced at around $10 to $20, the DASH Mini Waffle Maker is a low budget gift that can do more than just make waffles. It can also be used for paninis and hashbrowns, being a versatile and useful gift for a foodie.

Cardboard Cutout

What better way to show your love for someone than getting a giant cardboard printout of their face? It’s the perfect wacky present to poke fun at your friends, and depending on the cutout’s size, the item can cost around $10 to $40. When your friend wakes up every morning, they will be greeted by a three-foot picture of themselves, the best gift to inflate someone’s ego—but don’t let it go to their head.

Swanson Pyramid of Greatness

For some of us, “Parks and Recreation” has a special place in our hearts, whether it be Leslie Knope’s over-enthusiastic remarks or Ron Swanson’s tough love. But now your friends can be guided by Ron’s wisdom with the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. Whether it’s about haircuts or fishing, this 36” by 24” poster encapsulates all of Ron’s philosophies and only costs.