How to Use Bathmate: A No-BS Guide to Getting the Most Out of Your Hydropump
How to Use Bathmate: A No-BS Guide to Getting the Most Out of Your Hydropump
Learn how to use Bathmate like a pro with our step-by-step guide. Maximize your results and avoid common mistakes with these expert tips.
Look, if you've just got your hands on a Bathmate, you're probably a mix of excited and terrified. I get it. The first time I used one, I felt like I was about to launch a space mission down there. But don't worry, I'm here to walk you through this step-by-step, so you can pump with confidence.
Before we jump in, let's get one thing straight: Bathmate is a hydropump, which is a fancy way of saying it's a water-based penis pump. It's designed to improve your size, performance, and overall mojo in the bedroom. But remember, it's not a magic wand β it's a tool that requires proper use and patience.
Alright, before you even think about putting your junk in this thing, here's what you need to do:
Warm up: Spend about 5 minutes in warm water. This helps relax your muscles and increases blood flow. Trust me, your penis will thank you.
Trim the hedges: If you're rocking a 70s bush down there, consider a trim. It'll help create a better seal and prevent any painful hair pulling.
Choose your battlefield: Decide if you're using it in the shower or bathtub. Both work, but they require slightly different techniques.
Fill 'er up: Fill the Bathmate with warm water.
Insert your soldier: Place your flaccid or semi-erect penis into the Bathmate.
Create a seal: Press the pump firmly against your body to create a seal.
Pump it up: Slowly pump out water to create suction. Don't go Rambo on it β gentle, steady pumps are key.
Hold your position: Keep the pump in place for 5-15 minutes. Start with 5 and work your way up over time.
Release the kraken: Use the release valve to break the seal and remove the pump.
The process is similar, but with a few tweaks:
Submerge yourself: Sit in the tub with warm water up to your chest.
Fill and insert: Fill the Bathmate underwater and insert your penis.
Seal and pump: Create a seal and pump out water until you feel a comfortable pressure.
Lean back and relax: You can actually chill in the tub while using it. Multitasking at its finest.
Time's up: After 5-15 minutes, release the valve and remove.
Start slow: Begin with 5-minute sessions and gradually increase. Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither is a bigger penis.
Consistency is key: Aim for 3-5 sessions per week. It's like going to the gym, but for your junk.
Listen to your body: If it hurts, stop. A little discomfort is normal, but pain is a big no-no.
Keep it clean: Rinse your Bathmate with warm water after each use. Nobody wants a funky pump.
Be patient: Results take time. Don't expect to turn into a porn star overnight.
Because let's face it, they sometimes do:
Losing suction? Make sure you've got a good seal and you're not using too much pressure.
Feeling discomfort? You might be pumping too hard or for too long. Ease up, tiger.
Not seeing results? Check your technique and make sure you're being consistent.