>> Talk to one of your pals
>> Talk to one of your pals
-- literallyDevious [LD] started pestering ominousArmageddon [OA] --
LD: mattieeeee
LD: maaaaatttiieeeee
OA: Wha7
LD: what day iz it today
OA: April 4th, why a5k?
LD: no it iznt
OA: 5am.
LD: thatz not my name that iz the time of the day
LD: a time that izn't now zince itz 3pm
OA: Well, i7 i5 for me.
OA: No 5am.
OA: You forgot your birthday, didn't you.
LD: err
LD: no I didn't
OA: Ye5 you did, you idiot.
LD: ok well.
LD: *zcanz you with the neuralyzer from men in black*
OA: Wha7?
LD: zhut up mattie ur neuralized
OA: Oh no, I have been neurali5ed....
OA: Well.. I hope you like my gif7 anyway5.
LD: oh yeah. I forgot it waz my birthday
OA: Did NOBODY remind you? A7 ALL?
LD: dave did, then I forgot. he zent me this awezome cat pluzh with zunglazzez itz zo fucking zick.
OA: Are you sure?
LD: zure about what.
OA: Nothing.
LD: oh.. whatever..
LD: you zound weird zometimez but you're actually really cool
LD: like
LD: im not big on metal but if I had the chance to get piercingz like they do I would take it :D
OA: Wow, 7hank you. :)
LD: oh fuck
OA: Wha75 with you a7 7he momen7?
LD: nothing
LD: I juzt heard my door
OA: Oh? Could be my package for you!
LD: PACKAGE???????
OA: 7he one for your bir7hday numb5kull.
LD: no I'm talking about dick Mattie
OA: .
OA: Oh
OA: Wai7, you 5aid you LIKED girl5?
LD: I do
LD: that waz a joke referencing gay men
LD: to prove im not homophobic
OA: Perhap5 you are in denial.
LD: yourz truly iz ztraight until the day he diez
OA: Hey.. I have.. maybe an idea.
LD: I have one too
LD: bazically you juzt ztop fucking talking.
OA: WOW. Rude.
LD: im leaving before anything happenz that will make me ztart panicking more than I already am
OA: Why would you PANIC?
LD: Mattie I will lunge a chair at your head at full force if you do not ztop talking.
OA: Oh okay ;)
LD: >:[[ !!!
LD: fuck you
-- literallyDevious [LD] ceased pestering ominousArmageddon [OA] --
-- literallyDevious [LD] started pestering ominousArmageddon [OA] --
LD: not actually
LD: idk why im mad
LD: im not mad
OA: 5ure YOU aren7.
LD: okay now im actually pizzed
-- literallyDevious [LD] ceased pestering ominousArmageddon [OA] --