Your name is SAMSON BAMSON. It is almost dark in your room but there is enough light seeping through both the door and the window to make it slightly visible, even though the curtains are closed. You have a wide variety of INTERESTS, such as a passion for STUFFED ANIMALS, you find collecting them is worth your time and even sleep with one in your arms every night. You also find time to enjoy listening to both ALT, ELECTRONIC, ROCK and PUNK MUSIC, since your favourite genre rotates every second of every hour every day. You are also known for your growing love for CAT MEMES and SKATEBOARDING, as well as PULLING ALL NIGHTERS WHILE DOING COOL SHIT.

While standing in your room, you notice an abundance of ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL happening. Should you make something happen? Absolutely not. That's not your job. Your job is to be the awesome 13 year old and talk with a lisp and obsess over MAGICAL EQUINES SOLVING WORLD PROBLEMS WITH FRIENDSHIP.

>>> Look at the road signs that are decoratively placed on the wall behind you.