-- frutigerVirtual [FV] began trolling literallyDevious [LD] -- 

FV: [HELLO WORLD]!
LD: . hi?
FV: [WEBSTER] is not mistaken, correct?
LD: ??
FV: [WEBSTER] has reached the right person, correct?
FV: The [OMINOUS ACCOUNT BEHIND THE ALIUS LITERALLYDEVIOUS] appears to be my dear [SAMSON BAMSON] correct?
LD: im not anyonez "dear"
FV: Are too!
LD: am not
LD: are you a weird creepo
FV: But [SAMSON] is mistaken...
FV: [WEBSTER] is also a young troll!
LD: ohhh yeah LD: one of thoze
LD: die
FV: What
FV: [WEBSTER] has important news to share!
LD: are you dumb
LD: wow. congratulationz on telling me that! <3 I already knew but thatz okay!
FV: What.
FV: [WEBSTER] cannot understand, Does not compute!
LD: you don't need to compute you need to find the nearest bridge and jump <3
FV: Wooo! Mama!
FV: Thank you for the hearts!
FV: [WEBSTER] loves you!
LD: nooope okay 

-- literallyDevious [LD] blocked frutigerVirtual [FV] -- 

-- frutigerVirtual [FV] began trolling literallyDevious [LD] -- 

FV: [SAMSON] seems to be mistaken!
FV: [WEBSTER] cannot be blocked!
LD: well life iz juzt looking up to me now iznt that fan fucking taztic 

-- literallyDevious [LD] blocked frutigerVirtual [FV] -- 

-- frutigerVirtual [FV] began trolling literallyDevious [LD] -- 

FV: Stop.
LD: youre not my mom
FV: What is a [MOTHER]?
LD: errr
FV: What is a [MOTHER]?
LD: no thankz

-- literallyDevious [LD] blocked frutigerVirtual [FV] -- 

-- frutigerVirtual [FV] began trolling literallyDevious [LD] -- 

FV: Stop.
LD: ok fine what input do you have here bezidez complimenting me and being a creep
FV: [WEBSTER] has come to share a message.
LD: oh cool
LD: are you gay?
FV: What is that
LD: do you like boyz
FV: [WEBSTER] likes [SAMSON BAMSON]
LD: can you not call me my full name??
LD: how the fuck do you know it
FV: [WEBSTER] knows everything.
LD: oh fantaztic
FV: [SAMSON] ends up feeling red for [WEBSTER WYNNDOE]
LD: feel red??
FV: You likey!
LD: no I dont actually

-- literallyDevious [LD] blocked frutigerVirtual [FV] -- 

-- frutigerVirtual [FV] began trolling literallyDevious [LD] -- 

FV: Please!
FV: [WEBSTER] only wants to talk to you!
LD: how old even are you????
LD: 31? 45??
FV: No!
LD: ...
LD: 63?
FV: [WEBSTER] is [SIX SWEEPS OLD]! 

-- literallyDevious [LD] blocked frutigerVirtual [FV] -- 

-- frutigerVirtual [FV] began trolling literallyDevious [LD] -- 

FV: Oh please, [WEBSTER] is [6] only in [TROLL YEARS]
LD: are you zix decadez old
FV: In your [HUMAN STANDARD] [WEBSTER] believes himself to be a [13 YEAR OLD]!
LD: oh ok I have no problem telling you to [MESSAGE BLOCKED, CLICK HERE TO VIEW]
FV: Why isn't it working

-- literallyDevious [LD] blocked frutigerVirtual [FV] -- 

-- frutigerVirtual [FV] began trolling literallyDevious [LD] -- 

FV: Please! Come back to [WEBSTER]...
FV: Tell him how much you love him!
LD: I don't <3 

-- literallyDevious [LD] blocked frutigerVirtual [FV] --