-- eternalPotentate [EP] began trolling ominousArmageddon [OA] -- 

EP: WELL WELL WELL..........
EP: LOOK WHO 11T 11S!!!!!!!!!!!!
EP: MISS CURTA11NSNOB.......
OA: Um.
OA: Who i5 7hi5?
EP: OH.........
EP: 11T 11S 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OA: Eleven wha7?
EP: NO, ME.
OA: You're eleven?
EP: NO 11'M S11X!!!!!!!!
OA: I can'7 7alk 7o 5ix year old5. 5orry.
EP: WHAT THE FUCK WHY NOT???????????
OA: Maybe becau5e... I don'7 wan7 7o?
EP: WELL YOU HAVE NO CHO11CE......
EP: 11 COMMAND YOU TO STAY!!!!!!!
OA: I don'7 li57en 7o children.
EP: 11 AM NO CH11LD!!!!!!!
OA: Do you mean "eleven i5 no child"?
OA: Eleven i5 con5idered a child.
EP: NO, 11'M NOT SAY11NG ELEVEN.
OA: Ye5 you are!
EP: NO.
OA: You li7erally 5ay 11 every 5en7ence.
EP: 11T 11S SUPPOSED TO BE THE LETTER AFTER J 11N YOUR HUMAN ALPHABET.
OA: ... I?
EP: YES!!!!!!!! F11NALLY YOUR FEEBLE M11ND GRASPS A S11MPLE CONCEPT!!!!!
OA: Do you have 7o 7alk like 7ha7?
EP: YES.............
OA: Why? I7'5 dumb and hard 7o read.
EP: 11T 11S TO BE D11ST11NCT.
OA: 5o... Kind of like my 7yping 57yle?
EP: UH.........
EP: SURE..........
OA: My friend5 have 7heir rea5on5 for 7heir5, I ju57 like how cool i7 look5.
EP: WELL WE'RE NOTH11NG AL11KE THEN.
EP: EVERYONE HAS TO HAVE A QU11RK. TO D11FFERENT11ATE ONE TROLL FROM ANOTHER.
OA: 7roll? Like, more 7han one? 

OA: Are you in 5ome kind of 7roll cul7?
EP: NO, NO CULTS!!!!!!!!
EP: SPEC11ES.
OA: You're 5o chronically online 7ha7 your communi7y of 7roll5 i5 con5idered a 5pecie5 7o you?
EP: 11'M NOT CHRON11CALLY ONL11NE!!!!!!!
EP: THAT 11S ANOTHER AQUANTANCE OF M11NE.....
EP: 11 SWEAR HE 11S PRACT11CALLY S11NK11NG 11NTO THAT CHA11R OF H11S.....
OA: 5o kind of like you! Nice.
EP: NO!!!!! NOT ME!!!!!!!
OA: Wha7ever.
OA: Why are you even 7alking 7o me?
OA: You've clearly failed in 7rolling me, why are you keeping 7hi5 conver5a7ion going?
EP: BECAUSE.......
EP: 11. AM. YOUR. GOD!!!!!!!!!
OA: Y'know, I wa5 57ar7ing 7o 7hink you weren'7 5ix!
OA: Now I believe i7 more 7han ever.
EP: YOU SHOULD!!!!!! 11 AM S11X!!!!!
EP: 11S THAT SO HARD TO BEL11EVE????
EP: YOU'RE S11X TOO, AREN'T YOU????
OA: Wow, 5ick burn.
OA: I'm hurt.
EP: WOUNDED, EVEN???????
EP: BUT SER11OUSLY, WE'RE BOTH S11X!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU TREAT11NG THAT FACT L11KE 11T'S SOME K11ND OF
EP: OHHHHHH.....
EP: THAT'S R11GHT!!!!!! YOU HUMANS ARE 11D11OTS!!!!
OA: "You" human5? What are you, an alien?
EP: UM...........
EP: 11 GUESS....?????
OA: You 5ure 5ound like one.
EP: 11 KNOW.
OA: Dude, wha7ever plane7 you're from making you 7hink I'm 5ix, i7'5 fucking you up.
EP: MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOSE THE HEADBAND, 11T'S FUCK11NG YOUR TH11NK PAN UP, YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!
EP: 11T'S SQUEEZ11NG YOUR NUGBONE SO FUCK11NG T11GHT, 11T'S MAK11NG YOUR TH11NK PAN SMALLER THAN 11T ALREADY 11S.
OA: ...
OA: I'm no7 wearing a headband.
EP: SO NOW YOU'RE A L11AR!!!!! LOVE THAT!!!!!!
OA: Wha7 are you 7alking abou7?
EP: LOOK. 11N MY PLANET, WE HAVE SWEEPS. 11 AM S11X SWEEPS.
OA: I5 5ix 5weep5 7he amoun7 of 7imes you were 7hrown around 7he ho5pi7al room when you were born?
EP: F11FTEEN WHAT?????
EP: 11 DON'T KNOW WHAT ANYTH11NG YOU JUST SA11D 11S.
OA: Are you really an alien? If 7he concept of a ho5pi7al i5 5o foreign 7o you a5 a human, I 7hink you need 7o go 7o one 7o 5or7 wha7ever your problem i5 ou7.
EP: 11S THAT AN 11NSULT 11N HUMAN CULTURE??????????
OA: Ye5, 5ure, why no7.
EP: WOW.
EP: ANYWAY.
EP: HUMANS HAVE, WHAT 11 ASSUME, 11S A D11FFERENT SYSTEM AND NAME FOR SWEEPS.
OA: 5o your year 5y57em i5 a differen7 name, and conver75 7o a differen7 amoun7 of year5? Like a fucking animal?
EP: UH......
EP: SURE.....
EP: WHATEVER WAY OF PROCESS11NG 11S EAS11EST FOR YOUR SMALL TH11NK PAN....
OA: 57op 5aying 7hink pan.
EP: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OA: 5o...
OA: You are 7hir7een in human year5?
EP: 11 DON'T FUCK11NG KNOW.
OA: Well alrigh7 7hen.
OA: Can you leave me alone now?
OA: 7hi5 megabi7ch ha5 rearranged my room like i7'5 5pring cleaning.
EP: PURPLE D11LDO K11D?????????
OA: Excuse me?
EP: THE ONE W11TH THE D11LDO ON 11TS SH11RT.........
EP: PURPLE.....
EP: GLASSES....?
OA: Robin?
EP: 11 DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
OA: I7'5 a fla5hligh7, you numb5kull. Anyone wi7h a pair of eye5 would know 7ha7.
OA: How 7he hell do you know wha7 7hey look like anyway??
OA: Are you 5ome kind of 57alker?
EP: NO!!!!!!!!!!
EP: 11 CAN JUST SEE YOU.......
OA: Well 7ha7'5 no7 creepy a7 all!
OA: 5o you are a 57alker.
EP: 11'M NOT A STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OA: Look, if I ever ca7ch your a55 57aring 7hrough a window, re57 a55ured you'll have 5hard5 up your fucking no5e.
EP: THAT 11S NO WAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR CREATOR.........
OA: Wha7 7he hell are you, my dom?
EP: 11 DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT 11S.......
OA: Good for you.
OA: Now leave me alone.
EP: WELL F11NE.... 11 DON'T HAVE TO S11T HERE AND TAKE YOUR SH11T ANYWAY!!!!!
EP: BUT WATCH AND WA11T.....
EP: 11 W11L RETURN......
EP: AND EVERYONE W11LL KNOW MY NAME!!!!!!
OA: Wha7 even I5 your name?
EP: K11NG RULER CS11NTALA, LEADER OF MY TROLLS AND BEST TUBEFLORA CARVER EVER!!!!!!!! NEVER A FORCE TO BE RECKONED W11TH!!!!!
OA: I 7hink I'll ju57 call you 57alkerhead Mcfuckbu77.
EP: THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO MY NAME!!!!!!!!!
OA: I know. 7ha7'5 why i7'5 funny.
EP: AAAGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
EP: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!! 

-- eternalPotentate [EP] ceased trolling ominousArmageddon [OA] --