-- birdsSpaceship [BS] began pestering ominousArmaggedon [OA] -- 

BS: mmmattie
BS: wwhaddup
OA: Hi.
BS: wwow ok
OA: Wha7?
BS: yyou dont uusually do that
OA: Do wha7?
BS: ggo "hi." all oominously and sseriouslike
OA: I7'5 in my NAME.
BS: ooh right
BS: aanyway
BS: ddid you hear about this aawesome game
BS: ccalled like
BS: ssbub or somethin
OA: 5burb?
BS: ii think yeah
OA: I know of i7.
OA: I go7 5am in i7 a bi7 ago.
BS: oomg really
BS: wwell
BS: yyou should ttotally
BS: gget in it too
OA: I wa5 planning on 7ha7, ye5.
BS: ddid you already have someone in mmind
BS: wwinks
OA: Did you really ju57 5ay "wink5"?
BS: uum no that was the bboogeyman
OA: 5o... you 7hen?
BS: iim not the bboogeyman
OA: You kind of look like him.
BS: hhey
OA: I'm kidding, you idio7!
BS: oomg really i thought you were ddead fuckin serious and tthought i was the boogeymans ddescendant
OA: Ha ha.