-- literallyDevious [LD] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --

LD: heyy there uhehh
LD: hansndzome
LD: ;]]]
TG: what
TG: hi sam
TG: the fuck happened to you
TG: you just emerged out of the shadows
LD: dotnn wory about tm.that now...
LD: mr zztridjder...
TG: um
TG: ok
LD: yuur uh
LD: ilike your
LD: huura
TG: you like my huura?
LD: nonjjkoo
LD: haharr
TG: my haharr
LD: ohmgmujcijg
LD: thign on youhh.ead
TG: my shades
LD: nidnjiooo
LD: >:!N[[[
TG: my hair
LD: yez
TG: thanks
LD: tthhaan.kzYOU axtuzally
LD: ;]]][++
TG: for what if i so dare to ask right now
LD: bbrin mg dsve ztrider
TG: ok
TG: thanks
LD: yaknnow ..for a colgy
LD: yobbe walways sdeen a bit uh
LD: coooool
TG: yep
TG: thanks for that too i know
LD: yeeeppppnnn
LD: thumbnz:]] ip
LD: yuucom her oftn...
TG: what are you saying here
LD: immazzkin
LD: ufyuo re a reugular
LD: atszam dav bguffeet
TG: if im a regular at
TG: samdave buffet
LD: yeeup
LD: ::]]]]
TG: what the fuck is a samdave
TG: is it like our mutant godchild
LD: YUOMWAN ANNA HAV MHkiDz?????
LD: wgGATtgeh fyjk???????????
TG: what no
LD: oh
LD: okay..t.y
LD: qelanyway
LD: rauate my fflrittin zkzillz outof jen
TG: who is jen
LD: nO ten
TG: ten what
LD: rataTe meout Of tn
TG: oh rate you out of ten
LD: uh.g
LD: zure ee
TG: um
TG: that is a big question
LD: hhyeahhh
TG: uh
TG: i cant do that right now
LD: whgta.ar You a n autorePsonder
TG: yeah this is daves auto responder the real dave is prancing in a field of flowers
LD: waitWha tT??
LD: no
LD: ... :[[
TG: yeah sorry
LD: tellDavve tocom fback
LD: plz
TG: hes busy sorry
LD: ookk
LD: can yuo leAv a mazzag
TG: you want me to give dave a massage
LD: nnooNoO!!!
LD: mezag
TG: message??
LD: yezZh
TG: ok
LD: telHim
LD: heuIz realy cut
LD: kut
LD: cuuthe
LD: yea
TG: um
TG: ok
TG: copying down message
TG: loading
TG: loading complete
LD: thnk yu dav
LD: imean
LD: fAk.e..dave....
TG: thanks to you too
TG: real samson
LD: hheeeyahrhhh
LD: iwil Lev youto yoyr
LD: auto rezpoknder dutiexz
TG: thank you it means a lot to my robot heart beep boop
LD: bgeyeeee....
LD: hHottie... ;]]
TG: alright yeah bye

-- literallyDevious [LD] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --