-- ominousArmageddon [OA] began pestering literallyDevious [LD] -- 

OA: 5am??
OA: Hello?
OA: Plea5e 7ell me you are in 5afe hand5.
LD: ertbhigoiubregiubuihretgouhiergoiuuhoghrt8ueoh8uertgo8hugehrotiu8hou
LD: sretsdg
OA: Oh dear.
OA: Are you alrigh7?
LD: :;{Ul
LD: zht
OA: if you would like 5ome 7ime 7o your5elf, I will be happy 7o accomoda7e.
OA: Al7hough, you have been away for qui7e a while.
LD: wgat
LD: ooow
LD: kity on jeyboard zorry
OA: Oh my god!
OA: Hello!!
OA: You're back! ]:D
LD: i wazt gon4 forthat lomg
LD: ??
OA: Oh, you mu57 be pulling my horn5 7hen.
OA: I5 9 day5 no7 long 7o you??
LD: fuckn wat
OA: You di5appeared af7er your bir7hday. Dave and Robin keep a5king where you've been.
LD: i
LD: ho;y zhit.
OA: You 5eem a 5midge ou7 of your 5en5e5.
OA: Have I caugh7 you on your marker ru5h?
LD: yezterd ay youc ould hve
LD: marker hngove r i guezz
LD: waot why doyou care
OA: You've been off Pe57erchum for 9 day5.
LD: oh
LD: o yea
LD: aftera while thdayz juzt
LD: vlend togeher
LD: wha t dayiz it
LD: i feel likeim ztuck between yeztrday and tmortrow
OA: I believe i7 i5 April 137h.
LD: OH ZHIT
OA: Oh?
OA: Did reali7y kick in?
OA: Hello?
OA: 5am?
LD: im bakc
LD: ihat 2 wizh john ghappy birtay
LD: ima goof boy
OA: Good? Or Goofy.
OA: You are cer7ainly one of 7ho5e.
LD: ok notcoo l????
LD: whatu want anywaby
LD: wyh you talkin 2me
OA: I 7hough7 5ince 7he 7hree of u5 now have 7he 5BURB copie5 in our po55e55ion...
OA: I could help you ou7 and give you a 5ho7 a7 ge77ing in 7he game?
LD: im fuckin dyin ocer ehre and you're liek
LD: "letz play thiz game we all have now!"
OA: Well I'm 5orry for a5king.
OA: Gue55 I'll go cry you a fucking river.
LD: naaaaahhh pzzzhhhh jk letz fuck myzelf up mre n playit
OA: Oh.
OA: Well now you have me hooked.
LD: yeeeeehhh
LD: letz fucka btch up
LD: >:3333
OA: Alrigh7.
OA: You go do 7ha7.