-- ominousArmageddon [OA] started pestering birdSpaceship [BS] --

OA: Hello, birdbrain.
BS: wwow rude
OA: Alrigh7 I'll be on my merry way 7hen you ungra7eful ba57ard.
BS: nno what stay please
BS: iits so fucking boring in here i am aactually going to die
OA: Okay, damn.
OA: You're being drama7ic again.
BS: ooh ok sorry
OA: How5 i7 going wi7h you now?
BS: aalright I guess
BS: iim not bored anymore so its slightly less sshitty
BS: pplus youre around
OA: 7ha7'5 good.
BS: wwhat about you mlady
OA: "M'Lady"?
OA: Wha7 are you, 7exan?
BS: nno im aussie dummy
OA: Nobody fucking 5ay5 7ha7, ha5 Dave 5uddenly 57ar7ed 7alking 7o you?
OA: I5 7hi5 wha7 you 5ound like 7rying 7o make advance5 7oward5 7ha7 "Envy Adam5" you keep blabbering on abou7?
BS: wwhat the fuck hhow do you know about that
OA: I ju57 do.
BS: ooh okay miss "aall seeing eyes" oover here
OA: Excu5e you.
OA: I'm ju57 going 7o move on wi7h 7hi5 pi7iful a77emp7 a7 conver5a7ion.
BS: ppitiful
OA: Ye5.
OA: I7'5 al5o how I feel 7alking 7o you righ7 now.
BS: hhey not cool