-- ominousArmageddon [OA] began pestering birdsSpaceship [BS] --

OA: Robin.
BS: wwell hey there
BS: ppushes my glasses up in a ffond manner
OA: 7his i5 no7 7he 7ime 7o joke, 7his ma77er i5 5eriou5.
BS: ooh boy i see
BS: wwhats a chirpin
OA: 5am5 5i5ter ha5 5tated you are wi7h 5am, correc7?
BS: yyep
BS: nnot even gonna question how you know that
BS: wwere all decked out and tttotally sswagger right now
OA: And 7ha7 mean5 ab5olu7ely fuck all 7o me.
OA: Look, hi5 li77le 5i5ter gave him marker5 or 5ome 5hi7.
BS: bbut hes with me right now how the ffuck
OA: 5he pu7 7hem in hi5 room.
BS: ii see
BS: oohhh sam gets all like wweird and stuff when he gets markers doesnt he
OA: E55en7ially.
BS: ooh ok
BS: aand am i supposed to teleport them away from there wwhat exactly am i doing here
OA: Oh my god.
OA: I wan7 you 7o warn 5am, 7ell him about 7hi5.
BS: sso he can go and run straight for the markers no way
OA: He wouldn'7 do 7ha7.
OA: Maybe.
BS: iill fuckin do it
BS: bbut im not takin the blame when he runs right out my window
OA: And why would he run ou7 of your window, may I a5k?
BS: tthat was how he came in
OA: 5am came in 7hrough your window.
BS: bbobs your uncle
OA: Le7'5 go wi7h 7ha7 7hen.
BS: iimma go tell him gimmie a sec