-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ominousArmageddon [OA] -- 

TG: mattie get on this shit is important
TG: like
TG: seriously important
OA: Oh i7 mu57 be if you're 7alking 7o me.
TG: dude fuck off with that shit
TG: i am the first person to witness a genuine shit show and youre over here giving me more to deal with
TG: its like im in the middle of
TG: I cant even think of anything because this shit is so bad
OA: You're being a li77le drama7ic, don'7 you 7hink?
TG: oh okay so me freaking out about how sams little sister is about to get sam high off his ass in marker fumes is just me being dramatic
TG: about to go live my life knowing my friend is gonna get fucked up for the first time in three years
OA: Wha7?
OA: I'll have you know I had 0 knowledge of 7hi5.
TG: of course you fucking dont
TG: she just told me and done it
OA: Well why aren'7 you 7elling 5am5on 7hen?
OA: 5urely he'll know wha7 be77er 7o do 7han me.
TG: I fucking cant dude
TG: his sister stole his laptop to talk to me
TG: just go tell him instead since youre with him rn
OA: I 7hink 7here5 a mi5under57anding, Dave.
TG: what the fuck do you mean a misunderstanding
TG: I dont speak any language other than english can you get this shit inside your brain please and thank you
OA: I mean he'5 no7 here.
TG: what
TG: well go get him
TG: his sister said he was with his friend
OA: Oh.
OA: 5he mu57 have mean7 Robin.
TG: who in the fuck
TG: is this bitch friends with a bird
OA: No7 exac7ly.
TG: is it an eagle
OA: Don'7 be 5o 57upid.
TG: no seriously
TG: did he befriend an eagle
OA: Oh my fucking god.
TG: answer my question dude dont be an ass about it
OA: Robin i5 ano7her, qui7e 7hick, fellow 7ha7 5am like5 7o hang around wi7h.
TG: woah dude
TG: dont think you should be saying this to me
TG: thats a bit weird
OA: No, 7hick a5 in dumb.
OA: 7hough I will admi7, her 57upidi7y i5 a li77le endearing.
TG: calling her dumb isnt going to get her to kiss you but alright
OA: 5o how abou7 i7?
TG: how about what
TG: the fucking third wheel of the century
TG: you guys make out sloppy and I sit there with a fucking camera
TG: and scene
OA: Dave.
OA: Abou7 7he whole ordeal wi7h 5am?
TG: yeah tell that eagle eyed bitch hes with
TG: I dont care what you do
TG: just do anything as long as he knows what his sister is doing
OA: Alrigh7, Alrigh7.
OA: I'll ge7 7o i7.
TG: okay
TG: now please
OA: Will do. 

-- ominousArmageddon [OA] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --