Wow, you really want to experience life to its fullest don't you? 

Its a Wednesday evening and you're walking home from the bus stop as your car is in the shop. That's all you remember before waking up in an abandoned semi-basement strapped to a bench. You escorted the wrong person out of the shopping-centre who just wanted a refund and now they're going to make you pay for it. 

I will spare you the details, but congratulations, you've chosen the absolute worst possible timeline 

Let's just say, you really do learn what the human nervous system is capable of experiencing for all the wrong reasons.