But you had so much potential, and you paid for the simulation, I don't understand why you would reflect the mundanity of your own life in a virtual realm with a wealth of possibilities. But hey, you do you.
There are no pictures on this page, no colour, this black void behind the text is the closest it gets to simulating life hereafter. Were you reincarnated? Did you go to heaven? No. In all actuality, your afterlife is a reflection of your mortal one - You remain in purgatory, an eternal reoccurrence of ordering and waiting for the coffee, the sound of florescent lights and the smell of cardboard in the background of your clogged sinuses as your spinal fluids begin to curdle from the Earth's gravitational pull combined with time.