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The website that you never wanted. The website that you really need.
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Since 1995, we have been committed to making software that
✓ crashes at the worst moment;
✓ requires 43 different drivers;
✓ works perfectly only on our computers;
✓ breaks after 51 minutes of utilization.
★★★★★
Ever since I installed the Earthling operating system, my pc has been working better than never.
(EDIT): After 51 mins, my pc won't turn on. Fuck you guys. I hope your HQ BURNS!!!
-- Michael A. Stone, verified & loyal & more adjectives customer
ADVERTISMENT BREAK - missing the fire
"Since I'm a very loyal customer of this deranged company, I have forced them to put an advertisement about my video game company. My software is better than theirs, so why don't you pay me a visit? This company is ran by little girls while mine isn't. Click me to visit my website!"
- Blash8, C.E.O. of missing the fire
About
About
Founded in 1995 by a drunk angry Romanian also known online as "electronicterrorist95", he became the most popular person in his village by going in homes, giving them computers that had the Earthling operating system installed on them. In 1996, he killed by the villagers because their computers blew up due to the poor optimization of the system. Fortunately, some city boys stole his computers before his house became ashes and optimized (a little bit) his creation. They then founded HELP ME I FUCKED MY PC UP, Inc.
† In the memory of electronicterrorist95 †
"anyone who dissagrees with me will eventually agree with me"
"my father is a communist and my mother cheated on my dad with a photo of ceausescu"
"if you dont use earthling os you are dead to me"
Wise sentences typed by him.
his profile picture
† BORN †
21.05.1973
† DEAD †
31.08.1996
† FUNERAL †
No funeral. How do you even make a funeral for a dude that's now ashes?
Best selling product
Best selling product
Of course, Earthling's O.S.
Originally created by the romanian dude before the city boys (us) optimized it and added a lot more unuseful shit, this operating system is the best choice for you if you have a low spec computer.
Wanna purchase it? E-mail us at [EMAIL OUTDATED, TBA] and we will meet up somewhere in Ilfov, Romania. The price of the operating system is 510 RON.
Recommended Hardware
Recommended Hardware
Minimum Requirements
Intel Pentium III 800 MHz processor or better;
128 MB RAM (256 MB recommended if you enjoy opening programs);
10 GB hard drive space;
CD-ROM drive;
VGA compatible graphics card;
A keyboard and mouse.
Recommendeed Requirements
Intel Pentium 4 2.4 GHz;
512 MB RAM;
40 GB hard drive;
NVIDIA GeForce 4 graphics card;
A stable power supply;
A second computer for emergency purposes.
bai constantine poti adauga si tu o pagina cu cacaturi dinalea legale si alte chestii misto
nu adaug nimic dute drq
BA AM UITAT SA STERMGGM ASTA
las o asa sa vada lumea ce prosti suntem
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