“Before you move on life will make you answer two questions. Is it your sword over a life? Or your life over a sword.”
“Death is the universes way of setting us free.”
“The end isn't the end; It's the opening of the multiverse.”
“I'm off to bed, I have educational prison tomorrow.”
“I have been called many names and I shall be called many more.”
“Hope is but the string of energy that keeps your consciousness from trying to destroy its very being.”
“In theory humans are the most intelligent species in the universe but in the multiverse its different.”
“The world has many people on its surface. I'd like to think its possessive of its creation which lies on its continents faithfully resting in peace.”
“I've seen enough tears in my time, Enough pain to last one years. But what I refuse, I absolutely refuse is to let you experiences the same thing.”
“Another month, another year, another millennium. There's no time like today, and no reason to wait till tomorrow.”
“I feel shat.”
“I'm chiller than the open sky, don't let me become your reason why.”
“Times a funny thing. Expending itself to us but being as time is he must stretch out how much each get so that it may be equal. When we lived to 800 or 8000 there was little life on this planet. Be grateful time has taken mercy on you and let you leave after a shorter period of itself.”
“Your knee hella hit the horn.”
“Our very DNA has crossed galaxies to bring us here. Our ancestors were strings of stardust from way afar. Shine bright, That DNA makes you half star.”
“If you think you can no longer be a hero you're lying to yourself.”
“Don't stand where they want you to, Move around or you'll get hit.”
“Many search for meaning in life. Humanity has longed to be told. The universe gives us stars and we see stories, people, and events. That's just how alone man is in this lonely star system.”
“You give me chocolate I give you eternal loyalty. A good deal, eh?”
“I lay in bed every night, half asleep, thirsty, and hallucinating auditory scenarios. Just me, myself, and I having a conversation about everything and anything. But mostly why us.”
“Pov: You've seen it all, Seen the rise and seen the fall, Never had time to make sense of what was right and what was wrong, Raise some kids before thirteen, Had to give up on your dreams, Had a cool hobby; No one cared anyway, Why a hobby? No one can say. Never had drugs in your life, Still could see through all the lies, Are they human? You can't tell, What is human? I don't know. Ever had a memory hit so hard, You loose heart? Ever experience happiness, And know something's up? Seen reality for what it is, life is a living hell. Trying to go with it, becoming 'less well'. Wish we could touch a star, But the stars are too damn far. How do they live so long? You really wanna know. We don't have time. Doped up on prescribed meds, All alone up in the head, Hoped that we were delusional, It turns out that's not what it is, Trying to go insane, If we did we'd be okay, Wouldn't know all the shit that we know well today.”
“Ladys if you asked me to tell ya whats on my mind it sit there with a little loading sign like: Whopper whooper whopper whoper geography got me off my rockers something smth 'The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.' la la la la la la la elmos world la la la la la la la la *mickey mouse voice* ELMO SHUT THE FUCK UP *goofy voice* uh yup, well darn i forgot to take a shit, also just because i can. :) I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess whats inside it? A bunch of dirt. 'What I can't see we have a house! what is that. Not a house. Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.Hello, Kripparrian, this is your ass, Assarrian, with a humble request to stop talking out of me. I know it's fun to pretend like you have any idea what you're talking about, and to pull random statistics out of me to support whatever point you're awkwardly trying to make, but come on! I have a hard enough time dealing with the vegan garbage in your digestive tract! Do us both a favor and use your brain once in a while! Thanks! - Assarrian.”