GRANNY NEWS - 4/17/26

Seth MacFarlane the creator of several popular shows such as Family Guy and American Dad! has reportedly "brutalized" RFK Jr. This happened yesterday in Vatican City. MacFarlane was visiting the country to debate the pope on "If Martin Luther would be friends with Martin Luther King Jr." Then RFK Jr showed up and accidentally scuffed up MacFarlane's shoes, the altercation was recorded by MacFarlane's friend Kim Jong Un. In the video MacFarlane asks "Hey! Why did you hit my shoes?" RFK Jr then responded "I want some Rihanna Music" where in a police report MacFarlane says he heard RFK Jr say "I love south park." This got MacFarlane enraged. MacFarlane gave RFK Jr an uppercut 52 times, a photo of RFK Jr's tongue looked like "the skin of a 20 year old tan bed addict" according to Mel Gibson. Multiple figures have spoken about this, Ted Danson on X (formerly Twitter) said "Wow. When will they make a cutaway about this?" Bernie Sanders also commented on the situation "Did RFK Jr get free healthcare for injurys?" Another major comment was from Sam Altman, "STOP MAKING IMAGES AND VIDEOS OF SETH MACFARLANE BEATING UP RFK JR WITH SORA I WILL SHUT IT DOWN IF I SERIOUSLY GET ONE MORE REQUEST." McFarlane was arrested but was pardoned by the pope.