I woke up buried in cats

In my face, on my feet, on my back

They squeaked and grunted at me

But I wouldn’t listen so they screamed

This cat, that cat, that cat over there

I called their names

They don’t seem to care

Love me please

Cat, this isn’t fair

All I get is blankets full of hair

Kitty cat, kitty cat

What do you want from me

Kitty cat, kitty cat

To make you happy?

I am a slave to your every beck and call

And if it was for you, I would do it all

So kitty cat, kitty cat, what do you want from me?

I fell up on the staircase

Hurt my hand and my knees and my face

He just stared blankly at me

This is all your fault you little shit

Fluffy fluffy

Your fur’s so silky

Patting your head relieves my worries

Thank you, kitty, for being with me

Now please stop peeing on my laundry

Kitty cat, kitty cat

What do you want from me

Kitty cat, kitty cat

To make you happy?

I am a slave to your every beck and call

And if it was for you, I would do it all

So kitty cat, kitty cat, what do you want from me?