I went to the comic store the other day

To pick up some rockin new manga (rock on!)

I wish I could buy the whole goddamn place

But that would be spending a lot (too much!)

With that being said, I made some mistakes

But I don't regret it one bit (no, no!)

Though now I have all this manga and no space

Can we please do something about this

I went to the record store the other day

To pick up some rockin new albums (weezy!)

Even though the reviews were not that great

Everyone knows critics are dumb (baka!)

With that being said, I made some mistakes

They were not as good as I thought

And now I have all these CDs and no space

It's all filled up with my manga

I'll collect all the yuri manga

To prove myself as a gay weeb

I'll collect all the weezer albums

To prove myself as a loser virgin

But there's just one little problem

Stopping me from reaching my dream

There is just not enough space

And I need a pocket dimension