Take a look at that bird

Where do you think it's going?

That bird flies so high

I want to be just like it

Take a look at that nerd

Where do you think he's going?

That nerd eats the pie

I want to be just like him

But we have no pie

Just bread and burritos

The burritos are in the fridge

But the fridge is not what we're looking for

We have to go across the bridge

'Cross the bridge is what we are looking for

We are looking for the festival of gays

I wanna go to the festival of gays

Where I'll meet other gay burritos

But then a worldwide epidemic happened

So I wasn't able to go

Take a look at that bread

I wonder who's eating it

But bread makes you fat

Does bread know its trangression

Take a look at that nest

What could be sitting in it

Oh my, it's the cats

With their zero transgressions

They look me in the eyes

Wanting bread and burritos

The burritos are in the fridge

But the fridge is not what we're looking for

We have to go across the bridge

'Cross the bridge is what we are looking for

We are looking for the festival of gays

I wanna go to the festival of gays

Where I'll meet other gay burritos

But then a worldwide epidemic happened

So I wasn't able to go