I was walking my dog down the street today (bark bark)

the one reason I go outside as of late (bark bark)

I just love this doggo so much he’s so great (bark bark)

with his stupid smile on his stupid face (bark bark)

the moment ended when she ruined it all (bark bark)

she came from nowhere and insulted my dog (bark bark)

I politely asked what the fuck her deal was (bark bark)

she said she can’t find cats and it’s my dog’s fault

I told her to go away

but to my dismay

she did come back

I couldn’t believe my eyes

she said, “say goodbye”

with her army of cats

I was walking my dog down the street today

the one reason I go outside as of late

I just love this doggo so much he’s so great

with his stupid smile on his stupid face

(bark bark)