1. In it's most ridiculus spoken form "I only go to an opera in Ohio if it's an emu opera" becomes...

"IYonly go toWan-operaYin-OhioWif-it's-an-emuWopera!

2. The only opera in Alaska is the Eerie Opera, which is located in an igloo on an emu farm.

3. I overdo every idea I have, which is why I'm always elbow-deep in aloe vera.

4. The aurora borealis is an eerie sight, especially when it's reflected in the audio of an auto-tuned opera.

5. The only issue I have with the emu is that it keeps undoing my elbow macaroni.

6. The idea of an emu opera in Ohio is eerie, but I'm willing to overdo it just to see it.

7. The emu opera in Ohio is only available in audio, but that's okay because I can overdo the audio in my head.

8. The audio of the emu opera in Ohio is eerie, but it's also beautiful.

9. I undo my elbow macaroni every time I listen to the audio of the emu opera in Ohio.

10. The emu opera in Ohio is the only opera I've ever seen that's worth overdoing.

Extended practice