My Characters

He can be a bit of a dumb ass, but he is mostly smart. He has an IQ of 169. He is smarter than Einstein, but a 3rd of his brain does not work. When he was 5, Some homeless man named toenail sucker hit joker in the head with a shovel. Joker also has 2 parents. His dad is Glenn Quagmire, and his mom is named Dumb Bitch Linda. Quagmire left to get the milk when he was 3 and his mom left when he was 6. He was homeless for about 6 or 7 years when browser saw him and took him in a home. He is aware that his dad is Quagmire. 

BIO WIP!

This annoying shit head is friends with Joker and Link. But they can't stand him half the time. His dad is bowser and his mom is *unknown error* His mom gave birth to him in a public toilet. His mom went to prison when Jr was 1 hour old. She killed 2 people because they ate the last oreo.

Wario found monkey in a McDonalds and took him home. Monkey is a sarcastic and mostly serious character. He is also very smart and strong. If you mess with him, you are most likely dead. He has a son, but his girlfriend broke up with him when baby monkey was born. Monkey won custody. He is the only character that has 2 voice actors. Me and my brother.

Mario is probably the most "normal" person here. He can be an asshole. His fame can get to his head. There is not much to say about him honestly.

Luigi is Mario's brother. He is a few years younger than Mario. He is a dumbass. However, he is smarter then Wario. He cares a lot about Mario. He hates the Wario bros but is kind of friendly with Wario. Probably because they're both stupid.

He is a fat ass. He is about 2850 pounds. But it's probably more considering that was what a scale shows before it breaks. He eats a lot. His diet is almost unknown. But Waluigi says he eats 7 Bigmacs for breakfast. Then 25 whole pizzas for lunch. Then at least 46 Bigmacs and 84 whole pizzas for dinner. He is also a complete retard.

Waluigi is so skinny it is considered a disease which is called, "waluigi bones." He gets mad easily. Call him ugly he will roast you with no mercy. He is almost a slave for wario. He does everything for him. HE EVEN WIPES HIS ASS FOR HIM! He is rude to people but his life is stressful so I don't blame him.

All he does is watch tv 24/7. He killed 7 people and went to prison 20 years ago. He always dreams of having sex with peach. He is down bad.

This man has EVERY JOB KNOWN TO MAN! But he only makes $5 an hour. His best job is a male stripper. He gets $5.1 an hour there. He had a wife but she left and took the kids. She took all of his money too. But he is mostly happy. If he were to quit society would collapse.