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Flex your funny bone with these kid-approved jokes that will keep every member of the family in stitches. Pick a category or take turns going down the list to see how many you get right. Keep the list handy for road trips or to make mealtime more fun! While you're at it, check out this list of 100 dad jokes to keep the laughs rolling.

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Make your family time more enjoyable with a few of these jokes to create some laughter. A little laughter brightens the mood and makes the random moments of life more joy-filled. Spend time with the crew and LOL with these great jokes then add a few of your own! Also, be sure to try out a few of these knock knock jokes to spice things up.

Animal JokesWhat animal loves a baseball game?

A bat.What did the Dalmatian say after finishing her breakfast?

That hit the spot.What is black and white and red all over?

An embarrassed zebra.Where is a cow's favorite place to go?

The mooooovies.What do you call an alligator that solves mysteries?

An investi-gator.Why didn't the frog park his car on the street?

He didn't want to get toad.What's a cat's favorite color?

Purrr-ple.What do ducks love to put in their soup?

Quakers.Why did the lion spit out the clown?

He tasted funny.What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three blind mice.Space JokesWhat is an astronaut's favorite button on a keyboard?

The spacebar.How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?

When it's full.What do planets love to read?

Comet books.What do Martians like to drink?

Gravi-TEA.What is an astronaut's favorite meal of the day?

Launch.Why did the alien go to the doctor?

He was looking a little green.What did Venus say to Saturn?

Give me a ring.What do you call ticks in space?

Luna-ticks.What do planets sing in a choir?

Nep-tunes.Why did the sun refuse to go to school?

It already had a million degrees.Sample Sign Ups Create Sign UpWeather JokesWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play at a party?

Twister.What fruit has to put on sunscreen at the beach?

Bananas - because they peel.What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean.What is a gust of wind's favorite color?

Blew.Why did the woman take a ketchup bottle outside when it was raining?

Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear.Where do happy lightning bolts live?

Cloud nine.What does a ghost wear to splash in puddles?

BOOOOOOOts.What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.What is the sky's favorite accessory?

A rainbow.Coordinate a carpool for away games with an online sign up. View an Example

Cross the Road JokesWhy did the rubber chicken cross the road?

To stretch her legs.Why did the turkey cross the road?

To show he wasn't chicken.Why did the fish cross the road?

To get to the other tide.How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across.Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop.Why did the snake cross the road?

To get to the other ssssssside!Why did the baby skeleton cross the road?

Because her mummy was on the other side.Why did the nose cross the road?

It was tired of getting picked on.Why did the plate get stuck on the road?

It saw a fork ahead.Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.Holiday JokesWhat music is best to listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Shamrock and roll.What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

He was parked in a snow parking zone.What type of flower should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Cauli-flower.Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?

IHOP.How do gingerbread people make their beds?

With cookie sheets.Why does the Easter Bunny's hair always look so good?

He uses a lot of hare spray.What do you get when a snowman crosses a vampire?

Frostbite.Why do leprechauns love to garden?

They have green thumbs.Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the Valentine's dance?

His heart wasn't in it.Sports JokesWhy did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

He had a hole in one.Why are cookies and milk a basketball team's favorite dessert?

They love to dunk.What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Catch you later!Why do basketball players carry extra napkins?

They are always dribbling.Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back.Why do tennis players make the worst neighbors?

They make a lot of racquet.What is an insect's favorite sport?

Cricket.What sport do hairdressers love the most?

Curling.What is a cheerleader's favorite drink?

Root beer.Make your family time more enjoyable with a few of these jokes to create some laughter. A little laughter brightens the mood and makes the random moments of life more joy-filled. Spend time with the crew and LOL with these great jokes then add a few of your own! Also, be sure to try out a few of these knock knock jokes to spice things up.

When I was in 6 grade, there was this student in my homeroom class. His name was Andy. Every time the teacher would say a word that had a double meaning or sounded like another word, Andy would do a play on that word and comment on it out loud. The teacher and the rest of the class would laugh.

Later I would find out that Andy immersed himself in comedy at home.

His mother worked for Colombia records and she would bring home albums of musical acts and comedians. Andy would listen to these albums over and over again.

One time I went to his house to hang out. At around 5:30, his mother came home from work. She had a Polish accent so she kind of rolled r's. She said "Andrew, are you hungry, (it sounded like Hungary)."

Without missing a beat, Andy said, "I thought I was Polish?"

I thought that was so funny.

To this day, that stupid line is still funny to me.

And being in sixth grade, I thought it was really funny because I never really saw someone be funny on the fly like that... at least not in person.

At that moment, I knew that I was going to make Andy my best friend.

Once I figured that out, it was off to the races.

When Andy and I were in class together, I learned to listen for those words and try to beat him to the punch because I wanted to get the laugh too.

The kids in the class loved us.

The teachers hated us.

But they couldn't really hate, hate us because they were kind of laughing too and it's impossible to dislike someone who makes you laugh.

But Andy was always funny and I would listen to other ways he would get laughs.

The thing that really struck me about Carlin is how he would look for inconsistencies in things, especially in behaviors. Like what people said they would do and what they actually did, especially with authority figures or people who were perceived as more powerful than the average guy. I remember listening to an album of Carlin's where he said, "Don't you think it's funny that all these tough-guy boxers are fighting over a purse?"Then I heard him say..."I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal, fucking is legal. So, why isn't it legal to sell fucking? Why should it be illegal to sell something that's legal to give away? I can't follow the logic." And when Carlin said things like that, it taught me that in a lot of cases, if you listen really closely to what people say, then put it under a spot light and point out their inconsistent beliefs and ideas, you're catching them in a glaring lie, or a profound mistake.

So now I had two ways I could make jokes, 1. Listen to what people say and take one of the words that sounds like it could make that sentence have an alternate meaning, then comment on that sentence based on that alternate meaning, 2. Look for inconsistencies in what people say and what they actually do. But what I didn't know about was something I learned from Melvin Helitzer in his book Comedy Writing Secrets. It's something he calls M.A.P. Which is an acronym for Material - Audience - Performer. The material has to be right for the audience and right for the performer.Like one time in Algebra class, the teacher, Mr. Roberts--an ex-Marine--was teaching us about word problems. He said, "Word Problems. It's a math problem that's presented in words." He paused, the corners of his mouth curled up in an awkward smile.Then it hit me: He was expecting that would get a laugh. e24fc04721