Q: what is your background / origin story?

A: i was born at a young age. cool family, friends, and experiences made me what i am today.

Q: why did you create this website? no one's really gonna visit it.

A: writing about stuff you like or dislike is fun. getting to show things you're passionate about is also fun. it's why this place exists. 

Q: what is your username? what is a funkdobious? what is a fnkdbs?

A: a while ago, me and a friend were in a car listening to all in the family by korn. i heard the following lyric

"wanna be funkdoobiest when you're playing - ripping up a bad counterfeit, faking"

i thought funkdoobiest was a funny-sounding word, so i made it my username somewhere. i misspelt it as funkdobious. fnkdbs is just a shortened version of funkdobious.

Q: is this a blog site?

A: quite frankly, i don't really know. i intend for it to be, but i rarely sit down with the intention of writing a short essay for this place. this is more just a site for me to talk about myself, things i like, etc.

Q: favorite color, food, drink ?

A: (respectively) i think all colors can look nice, but i am a big fan of greys and greens. my comfort foods are mashed potatoes, smash burgers, a specific tuna recipe from my family, cheap ramen, soft boiled eggs with a sprinkle of salt, shrimp quesadillas, and esquites / elote en vaso. as for drinks, root beer, horchata, green tea with honey, and occasionally heinekin 0% are all nice when i feel like it.

Q: summer or winter?

A: winter.