Welcome to the site and thank you for taking time out of your day to visit A New Aegyo. Before I can permit you entry to the greater bowels of the maze that is my web home, it is imperative that you understand a few things of the site in order to properly enjoy it for this session; and for future sessions.

1. This site was made on a computer with 1920 x 1080 dimensions, and is made to be enjoyed in that particular or a similar manner. If you don't care much about your experience, that's fine, but it can look ugly in some unfortunate cases, so the optimal experience is on a computer. 

2. There will be little to no warnings for content before you view it. This site will have quite a lot of media, links to media, tongue-in-cheek reference to media, the whole nine yards. Unless it is of an incredible severity where some sensitive elements should be acknowledge pre-body, explore the site and its external links with caution.

3. This site has a lot of images. In the technological sub-sub-subera where the personal computers of civilians like you and I are able to process fuck all for god knows, it is still important to recognize the very few that get deep fried at the suggestion of having to load images on the computer.

4. A New Aegyo is extremely text-heavy. In articles, a TL;DR paragraph will always be put at the very beginning of the text, just before the actual body, but that's about as sparse as the TL;DRs get, so better you make time to read whatever's in the site. Or maybe: don't read at all! Just skim. How you decide to enjoy the site is not my concern.

 If all is well, you may click 'ACKNOWLEDGE AND ENTER' to go to the rest of the site. Happy travels!