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Welcum to Fort Collins Hash House Harriers!
Welcum to Fort Collins Hash House Harriers!
We're a drinking club with a running problem, typically running on the last Saturday of the month at 12pm HST (Hash Standard Time) winter and at 2 PM in Summer. Check the calendar for details!
DISCLAIMER: If you notice any resemblance of content on this site to the Denver Hash House Harriers, it is only because we definitely stole it (because we're lazy bastards!)
NEXT TRAIL: FCH3 #302 Winter Merkin and Consolation Prize
NEXT TRAIL: FCH3 #302 Winter Merkin and Consolation Prize
Date: Saturday, January 31, 2026
Time: 11 AM Hash Time / 12 PM Hares OUT
Location: Music City Hot Chicken NORTH: 1820 N College Ave ste 180, Fort Collins, CO 80524, USA
Hares: Winter Merkin and Consolation Prize
Hash Cash: $5. Cheap, since we're not buying you pre-lube beers.
🎭 Theme:
“This year can’t be worse than 2025, right? …right?!”... 2026’s response so far: “Hold my beer.”
If you’re ready and eager to dissociate like we are, cum frolic and drink to forget for a few hours in the wonderfully wild suburban trails of Northern Fort Collins. We’ll try to stay clear of the large, feral pussies in the area (where’s Cougar Whisperer when you need him?), but if you personally know any, bring them along.
Who: Winter Merkin, Consolation Prize, and maybe even Put A Cock In It if enough of y’all show up
Pre-lube: 11am-ish (we’re not buying)
Hares Out: 12pm sharp
Trail: 3-3.5mi R#nner, 2-2.5mi W@lker
BN: 2
Other details? Lets consult our magic 8-ball... 🎱 SNIFF...
Shiggy? You may rely on it.
Need ID on trail? Very doubtful. But yes at start/finish.
Stroller friendly? My sources say no.
(Leashed) Dog friendly? Not at start/finish, but sure otherwise.
(Leashed) Child friendly? Concentrate and ask again.
On After: MCHC (the start)
Have questions? Already lost? Reach around and give us a tug, we’ll likely respond.
On-on 🍻
Announcements
Announcements
If you are interested in haring this year, please reach out to our Hareraiser C.O.M.B. or directly sign up on the google sheet
To get updates/ trail information, etc via email, please send your email address to fortcolllinshashhouseharriers@gmail.com
Helpful Links
Helpful Links
Colorado H3: Serving all Colorado hashes with links to songs and a group calendar. Join the conversation with other kennels, on the discord site. Colorado H3 | Colorado H3 Discord
Denver Hash House Harriers: This well done site has links to Songs, Lingo and plenty more
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