NEXT EVENT: Tour de Fat 

Date:  8/23/25

Time: 7:30 am- 6 pm

Location:  Dick & Pussy's backyard (311 Loomis), Mountain Ave for the Bike Parade and NB Brewery (500 Linden St) for the Party

Details: 

Your friendly neighborhood lushes, Dick & Pussy, are throwing open their backyard gates to fuel you up for the debauchery ahead. 

PRE-RIDE DRINK-UP:

Dick & Pussy’s backyard

7:30–9:30 AM

Bloody Marys flowing like a river of bad decisions 

🚲 THE MAIN EVENT:

• Roll out to the Tour de Fat Bike Parade on Mountain Avenue for a lap (or two… or three if you’re that drunk and/or lost).

• Bask in the glory of the crowd, your questionable costume choices, and the inevitable beer sweats.

• This year’s theme: COME AS YOU ARE — whether that’s full regalia, pajamas, or last night’s walk of shame outfit, we expect nothing less than full commitment.

🍺 AFTER-PARADE PARTY:

• Head to New Belgium Brewery where the real magic happens: beer, music, and more questionable life choices.

BRING:

• A functioning bike (bonus points if it’s ridiculous) or borrow one from Dick's massive collection

• Cash/plastic for NBB beer

• Your finest Come As You Are getup (or whatever you woke up in)

• Zero shame and 100% enthusiasm

On-on to beer-fueled bike madness! 🍻🚴‍♀️🍻

NEXT TRAIL: FCH3 #295 Naked's Birthday Bash- Gem City

Date:  8/30/25

Time: 2 pm 

Location:  TBD (Laramie, WY)

Hares: Naked for No Reason 

Hash Cash: Free! (but RSVP for food counts

Details cumming soon. BBQ post-trail

Special Event: First Anal Running of the Ropers- Gem City

Date:  9/20/25

Time: 12 pm prelube, on-out by 12:56

Location:  Downtown Laramie, WY

Hares: Frisky Whisk-her

Hash Cash: Pay-as-you-go Bar Hop

This will be part bar hop. Stroller friendly but not for the four-legged until on-after

For the patch whores, there will be a very good chance of being blown up here so add some flair to your collection. Also developing my own challenge patch because I am also a slut for collecting chit

Bring ID and paper or plastic $$ - I will provide some yellow beer, slutty water, NA stuffs at some of the non beer stops but all places will have cheap goodness and if you bring a vessel, you can take it on the run (baby).

You can dress as either Roper but bring the late ‘70s vibe as the kids say. No hash cash kept for myself, but thinking of turning this into a fun-for-a-cause run - working on deets.

Hope to see you wanks in GemCity!