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When he left me to myself, cradling the stupid fart machine, my mind began to wander. If I were to leave to see Jesus, in say, ten years or so, what things would my girls stumble upon that would make them burst into tears?

A handful of years ago, I was hosting a holiday- I can\u2019t remember which one. Tablecloth pressed, centerpiece just so, candles lit. Joyful laughter and conversation bubbled around the table as I passed the mashed potatoes. Abruptly, the chatter stopped, as a loud, wet ripper of a fart reverberated throughout the kitchen. It was realistic sounding, but way too frat house to be from someone at the table. Right?

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\u201CDad, did you buy a fart machine and hide it in my house?\u201D I asked, incredulous. His booming laugh exploded, and the entire table laughed so hard, we never fully recovered. Every time someone would try to talk, they\u2019d get interrupted by another fart. We weren\u2019t sure if we were laughing at the fart sounds, or the fact my dad went through the trouble to buy a fart machine and plant it in my house as if he was a 12 year old boy. Either way it was incredible.

My mind slipped back to present as Rob walked in the room, holding his sandwich. I was still on the floor holding the fart machine. What do I do with it? Stuffing it in a drawer seems wrong, but so does displaying it on a mantle. \u201CWhatcha thinking about?\u201D he asked.

The Pooter was developed by comedian and entrepreneur, Jack Vale after he realized that all other fart noise devices on the market suck. Various fart machines have grown in popularity over the years and the whoopee cushion was invented in the 1930's. The problem with the whoopee cushion is you can't control the sound. You sit. It farts. You get what you get. And everyone knows that the lectronic sound coming out of the speaker of the fart machine is fake. Jack knew that the only way to properly replicate the actual sound of flatulence is to figure out a way for air to shoot through a small hole.

And so, The Pooter was born. The year was 2007. After bringing his new handheld toy out in stores and filming the reactions of the unsuspecting public, Jack posted the videos on YouTube and they quickly gained momentum. His career in comedy began, and he owed it all to the greatest fart noise maker in the world, The Pooter. Jack's videos have been seen more than 10 Billion times tween YouTube and Facebook and he has 5 Million followers/subscribers on social media.

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"Well, Jerod [Mayo] and Steve [Belichick], they've got this farting machine," Brown said. "And they put it down some place. If you don't know what's going on, you would think somebody is in the room farting. I was in the room by myself just now, so I figured it had to be them."

Steve Belichick and Jerod Mayo both spoke to the media before the execution of that dastardly deed, so they avoided questions about their tomfoolery. But receivers coach Mick Lombardi did face some questions about the fart machine, and he spilled the beans, explaining that the shenanigans are solely the doing of the defensive coaches.

"I have no fingerprints on the fart machine. That's a defensive thing," Lombardi professed. "I'm just happy they didn't get me and they got TB. Because, I mean, they probably knew they could get TB, because he's pretty easygoing. But I have not been victim to it. I've got my fingers crossed though, because Jerod and Steve, when they're together, I mean, all bets are off. Because they're always up to something."

That is ... rather normal, even if a fart machine might not be the standard method of stress relief in most offices. It's also not something that anyone on the outside would ever expect to exist inside the building that is run by Bill Belichick.

Perhaps the presence of a pair of Belichick sons on the coaching staff allows for some more pushing of the envelope. Perhaps Steve Belichick and Jerod Mayo simply love a good fart machine. We'll find out in due time, surely.

For now, all of those assistant coaches, when not pranking coworkers or getting pranked with a fart machine, are hard at work. The juvenile antics of a recorded fart noise can't distract them from the task at hand. This week, they are looking to maintain a winning streak, trying to keep their focus sharp while exuding a sense of professionalism, as they prepare the team to play ... the Browns. (Oh, come on. Really? Of all weeks.)

i honestly dont think this sounds anything like a fart, after watching the video.you can buy a whoopee cushion for a dollar at any dollar store, which is a little more than what you would spend on washers (if you don't have them already)and with a whoopee cushion, it sounds better, you can do it to other people, and if you get bored of it, take the sponge out and turn it into a floating, farting, balloon via helium.

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Use the fart machine on a leather-seat chair, or something else with a smoooth surface and not much padding. Wood will be dented. I AM NOT (HELD) RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT MAY HAPPEN!!!

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Yet, while many might have thought that this was simply something that Nielsen switched on and off, it turns out he was like that in real life. In fact, Nielsen even carried a fart machine with him wherever he went - and deployed it in the most unlikely places, often during press junkets and interviews.

As it turns out, this wasn't the first time Nielsen had spent an interview firing off his handheld, hidden fart machine. In an appearance on 'Late Night With David Letterman' in 1982, Nielsen hid the fart machine in his hand and let it off in the middle of a discussion about 'M*A*SH*', a show he had a guest-starring role in.

He used it again in 1989 when he appeared on 'Wogan', letting it off in the middle of a discussion about his appearance and his education, adding that he was associated with being "a man who has a background, an education, and I have to (fart) protect that image."

As Nielsen explained in a retrospective interview about the first time he used the fart machine on the set of 'Airplane!', he often fired it off in elevators - even when people recognised him, just to make it even more weird for people.

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Unfortunately, the book is studded with just as many obvious and empty observations: "In all likelihood, eBay will continue on its current course of making many small, little-noticed changes and improvements to its site." What major commercial Web site doesn't? At times the tone turns sanctimonious: "To their credit, eBay's newly minted millionaires were quick to give away portions of their sudden wealth." Often the writing style is tired and hackneyed, as in "[T]he site had all the appearances of a money-making machine."

During an appearance on The Tonight Show on Monday Hill spoke about his new Netflix movie Don't Look Up (a star-studded comedy with a core message about climate change), explaining that he brought along a digital fart machine to the press tour after Julia Louis-Dreyfus bought him one for a wrap gift on his previous film.

"We did this big fancy press conference and I did the fart machine when someone was talking about climate change," says Hill. "My cast mates did not find it funny. Meryl Streep, being the OG Legend that she is, did find it funny, which is why I ride with her any time, day or night." e24fc04721