The Sands of Mercon
Written By Ewan Hoyle
[Scene 1] (TARDIS)
Ethan falls out of the TARDIS. The Doctor stares in fear. He then turns to pull a leaver on the console and the TARDIS jolts. The Doctor slides down to the doors. He doesn’t fall out though. He then climbs up to the console and pulls a lever the TARDIS changes from being on its side to being up right. The Doctor then lands on the floor on his bottom. He stands up and pushes multiple controls on the console.
Doctor: Come on! Stabilize.
The TARDIS starts falling.
Doctor: Oops.
The Doctor runs to the other side of the console. The Doctor holds on to a lever and struggles to pull it. He then pulls it and the TARDIS stops falling and then flies up. The Doctor has a face of relief. Then the console explodes. The Doctor jolts forward and the TARDIS spirels off.
(Intro)
[Scene 2] (TARDIS)
The Doctor rolls down the hill. The TARDIS flies off. The Doctor is lying on a sandy floor with the bright sun beaming down on his face.
Doctor: (groan)
The Doctor gets a quick look of realization on his face. He then stands up in a hurry and looks around in the sky. He sees the TARDIS. It falls behind a high hill and then the ground shakes and he sees an explosion come from behind the hill. The Doctor looks worried and scared. He then takes out his sonic screwdriver and scans the area. He then puts the sonic up to his ear.
Doctor: Planet, Mercon.
The Doctor stops to think.
Doctor: Never heard of it.
The Doctor shrugs and keeps reading his sonic.
Doctor: There are no signs of intelligent life anywhere around this area of the planet. (breathes out) Alone in the desert.
The Doctor puts his sonic away. The Doctor looks around and all he can see is giant hills of sand everywhere.
Doctor: Alright, I won’t get anything done just by standing here. Plan, find the Brigadier, find the TARDIS, and get off this planet.
The Doctor nods agreeing to his own plan and then starts walking.
We see an establishing shot of the Doctor walking. The camera tilts up a bit and there is sand as far as the eye can see.
[Scene 3] (Sand Dunes)
We see a greenish screen skimming across the ground. It eventually gets to a body lying in the sand. The camera slowly zooms up the body. We see a badge with identification on the left pocket of his blazer. It says: Name, Ethan Turner. Rank, Brigadier. The camera then zooms up to his face. It is indeed Brigadier Ethan Turner. His eyes open slowly.
Ethan(dazed): AH! Wh… What are you? Where am I?
Ethan gets up slowly. He is holding the back of his neck and it is sore.
Ethan: Now come on… Explain. What are you?
We cut from the POV and see a weird cyborg guy standing there with a gun.
Cyborg: You are trespassing on this planet!
Ethan: Excuse me what?
Cyborg: By the law of the Mercon king, Korsam, you are under arrest.
The cyborg pulls out a little device and points it at Ethan.
Ethan(Concerned): What are you doing…?
The cyborg presses a button on the device.
Ethan vanishes.
Ethan (While vanishing): Noooo!
The cyborg puts the device away and walks off.
[Scene 4] (Sand Dunes)
The Doctor is walking. There is still nothing but sand and the sun. He has taken his hoodie off and is carrying it over his shoulder because of the heat. He sees something shining in the sand. The Doctor takes a closer look. He gets a face of realization, realizing that it is K9. The Doctor runs over to him. K9 is all destroyed. Being just a head and a couple of bits of metal.
Doctor:(sad) Awww K9.
The Doctor picks up K9’s head looking sad. He gives a sad smile.
Doctor:(sad) You good dog.
The Doctor gently puts down K9’s head. The Doctor looks up and a building in the distance catches his eye.
We see an over the shoulder shot of the building in the distance.
Doctor: Now that is one impressive looking building!
The Doctor smiles then starts walking towards it.
The Doctor walks up a hill and is about to walk down one until he sees one of the cyborgs. He then ducks and hides behind the hill peaking over. He then spies on it.
Doctor: Hmmm… What are you..? I’m assuming some kind of robot.
We then see something sneak behind the Doctor. The Doctor looks at it and looks back casually. He then gets a shocked look on his face and turns back around. It's one of the cyborgs. It then tries to strike the Doctor but he manages to roll out of the way and then falls down the hill. The cyborg then walks down after him. The Doctor gets up off the ground and gets out his sonic screwdriver. He tries to sonic it but the sonic has trouble.
Doctor: Ahh, come on, come on, come on!
He bangs it against his other hand trying to make it work. But then the cyborg creature shoots his gun which hits the Doctors sonic out of his hand.
Doctor: What are you? I command you to identify yourself, species and planet of origin!
Cyborg 2: You are trespassing on this planet!
Doctor: Says who?
Cyborg 2: The law of King Korsam!
Cyborg 2 gets out a little device and points it at the Doctor.
Doctor (vanishes): Ahhh!
[Screen goes to black]
[Scene 5] (Prison cell)
The Doctor wakes up in a dark room. He is lying on a bench.
Doctor: What the?
He sits up.
Doctor: Where am I?
We see an over the shoulder shot of the Doctor looking at Gabor who is not facing him, instead he is facing forward.
Gabor: You're in cell 38,462 on the 76th floor.
Doctor: Huh, what? Who are you?
Gabor turns and faces the doctor.
Gabor: Oh, hey! The name’s Gabor!
Gabor reaches out his hand.
Doctor: Gabor? (shakes his hand) Nice to meet you… (slowly stops and lets go of his hand) I’m the Doctor… I think.
Gabor: You think?
Doctor: Sorry. I’m dealing with post regenerative trauma and the fact that I just fell from god knows how high all at once. So my brain is a bit fuzzy at the moment.
Gabor(confused but just rolls with what the doctor said): Ah, that's understandable. Knowing all that, it's a miracle you’ve only just gotten captured now.
Doctor: Huh? What do you mean?
Gabor: I mean, they’ve been here for like how long?(Trying to remember) About… 9 or maybe 10 years..?
Doctor: Oh. I only just arrived. Me and the Brigadier had some trouble with our ship and we crash landed.
Gabor: Ohhhh, so you guys aren’t from around here?
Doctor: No, haha. (Realizes what Gabor said before) Wait. Who's been here for how long?
Gabor: King Korsam. Him and his army of cyborgs invaded us. Now he rules the planet.
Shot of the Doctor listening. He looks quite concerned and interested.
Gabor: It's a real shame too. This planet used to be beautiful. There where great architectures as far as the eye could see. Beautiful golden waterfalls. The birds were always chirping. Then came the swarm.
(in the background play sounds that matches what he's talking about, such as birds chirping, waterfall sounds)
Doctor: The swarm? Wait, wait, wait. Do you mean a swarm of stingrays?
Gabor: Flying stingrays with a metal exoskeleton. They came through a worm hole and whipped the whole planet out. Luckily the last few remaining members of our kind were out on a space mission. Thousands of our ships spread all across the galaxy. But when we returned, everything was dust and we were all made King Korsams slaves.
Doctor: Oh my… I’ve met the swarm before. Centuries ago. I learnt of their kind when I was on San Helios. But after that incident I always made sure they went to uninhabited planets. Which must mean, King Korsam led them to this planet.
Gabor: That's not the worst of it though. Slowly, very slowly. He is turning everyone of my kind into his army. Slowly making his army bigger.
Doctor: Don’t worry Gabor. I’m gonna try and find a way to save you and your species. But we can’t do that if we are stuck in here.
Gabor: Well, how do you propose we get out of here? We can’t just open the door.
Doctor: Oh yeah? Well you just watch me.
The Doctor feels around for his sonic screwdriver.
Doctor: Uhhh, where is it?
Gabor: Where's what?
Doctor(pissed off): My sonic screwdriver. I must have dropped it before one of the cyborgs zapped me away. NO! NOOOOO!
Gabor: Nice try Doctor.
A guard comes up to the cell door.
Cyborg Guard: Remain silent in there!
Gabor(worried): Sorry. I don’t know what’s wrong with him.
The guard walks away. The Doctor gets a face of realization. The Doctor then goes up to the door.
Doctor: HEY GUARD! HEYYYYY.
Gabor: What are you doing? Are you trying to get us in trouble?
Doctor: COME HERRREEE!!
The guard goes over to them.
Guard: I thought I told you to be quite!
Doctor: Yes yes you did but, could you do us a little favor and let me out.
Guard: Why would I do that?
Doctor: Between you and me, my cellmate is a bit on the grotty side. Doesn’t get a lot of time to shower down here and the stench is horrible!
Gabor: Wh- hey!
Doctor: So could you please, you know, move me to a different cell. (winks)
Guard: Absolutely not. The only way to get out is with this key. And you're not getting your hands on it.
Doctor: (rambles on, slowly trying to reach for the keys)
Guard: (pulls the key away from the Doctor) I don’t think so. Have fun with your unhygienic friend.
The guard leaves and we see the doctors back looking downwards disappointed. The Doctor turns around to face Gabor. He looks disappointed. We see Gabor have a disappointed look on his face. The Doctor then smiles and holds up the key. Gabor gets a hopeful smile.
Gabor: How did you do that?
Doctor: It's a little thing I like to call misdirection. I’m pretty sure other people call it that too, but they probably just stole it from me.
Gabor: Let's get out of here then!
Doctor: Agreed.
We see a mid shot of the Doctor turning around to face the door and Gabor walks up behind him. We see a shot from the side where the Doctor holds out the key. We hear an unlock sound and the door opens. We see a shot straight on of the doctor looking at the key with a happy face (Gabor standing behind him) They both walk forward, the doctor walking past one side of the camera and Gabor walking past the otherside.
(Prison corridor)
The Doctor and Gabor wander down a corridor slowly looking at all the cells along the walls. We see a few panning shots going past different cells and in the cells we see lots of different species in each cell. They walk past a Zerg, a Cyberman, an ood possibly, sontaran, a weeping angel, an adipose etc. In between shots of the cells we see the doctor walking looking to his side (the camera is facing his face). We then cut to a shot of Gabor doing the same thing. Then we see more shots of panning past the cells. They look forward and the doctor quickly halts Gabor. We see a shot that shows the back of a cyborg.
Doctor(whisper): It's one of those cyborg things.
Gabor(whisper): Don’t worry Doctor. I know how to handle this.
Gabor sneaks out from behind the doctor. The Doctor looks alarmed. Gabor then pushes the cyborg's hat over his face. The cyborg turns around and Gabor takes his gun and then shoots it. It drops dead.
We see a POV shot of the guard with Gabor standing proud over his kill. The Doctor sneaks into shot.
Doctor: You shouldn’t have done that but(snaps fingers and points at the guard) Nice shot.
Gabor: Thanks!
The Doctor reaches down and takes off the mask. There is a bunch of blood and cables.
Doctor: Now we can dress up as one of the cyborgs and walk around as we please.
Gabor: But there’s only enough stuff for one of us to be the cyborg.
Doctor: Ok! You be my prisoner then!
Gabor gets a shocked and pissed look on his face.
The Doctor leans down to put the stuff on. We see a shot of Gabor looking at the Doctor looking kinda uncomfortable and a bit awkward. He looks up as the Doctor stands up in front of him. The Doctor turns around. He is wearing the mask, top hat, waist coat, tie and black jacket.
Doctor: What do you think?
Gabor: I doubt this will work. But never say never right?
[Scene 6] (Prison corridor)
The Doctor is walking holding the gun. Gabor is following with his head down acting like he is being a prisoner. He hears Ethan making noise. The Doctor gets alerted by looking around.
Doctor: That sounds like the Brigadier!
Gabor: Brigadier? That's the guy you're looking for, right?
Doctor: Yeah!
They start to walk a bit faster. They get up to a cell. They look inside and there is Ethan sitting there ranting to himself.
Doctor: Ethan!
Ethan gets alerted and looks toward the Doctor.
Ethan: Aye! Stay back! I’m warning you!
Doctor: Relax Ethan!
Ethan: Don’t you tell me to relax! You're not the one who's been taken hostage here!
Doctor: Uhm, well actually.
The Doctor takes off the cyborg mask.
Ethan: DOCTOR! Sorry, I didn’t recognise your voice. Regeneration and all that.
Doctor: (awkward laugh)
Gabor: Hey! My names Gabor!
Ethan: Ah… Hello. You’ve replaced me already I see.
Doctor: What!? I could never do that. (Awkward laugh). Now we need to get you out of here.
Ethan: Agreed, but how are you expecting to do that?
Doctor: I stole the key from one of the guards earlier.
The Doctor holds the key out in front of the cell. An error sound is heard and then an AI voice.
AI Voice: The key you have chosen doesn’t match this cell. Please choose another key and try again.
Doctor: An AI voice. Haha, how cool is that!?
Ethan: Doctor! This is not a time to be laughing! Quickly, use your sonic screwdriver.
Doctor: Uhm, about that…
Ethan: Oh no, what is it?
Doctor: I kinda dropped it before one of the cyborgs took me.
Ethan: Wow, of course you did! I know a place you can go to make a new one. But you have to be quiet. I’ve seen a few of them go into that room.
Ethan points and the Doctor and Gabor look behind them.
Ethan: There's all sorts of gadgets in there. I’m sure your “genius mind” will think of something.
Doctor: Ok thanks!
The Doctor and Gabor turn to leave.
[Scene 7] (Repear)
They enter the room.
Doctor: Woah! Look at all this stuff. (The Doctor gets an excited smile.)
He takes off the top hat and throws it next to him. He then takes off the jacket and throws it behind him as he walks out of shot. Gabor catches the jacket.
The Doctor sits down in front of a table with goggles on his forehead and Gabor is standing behind him. (wearing the PJ Doctors costume and the waist coat unbuttoned)
Doctor: Right then! (Rubs hands together) Let's get started. (The Doctor moves the goggles from his forehead to his eyes)
Shots:
The Doctor with his leg up with a metal tube in a vice. He is using a saw and sparks are coming flying off it.
The Doctor now has wires resting around his shoulders and is tapping the metal tube with a hammer.
Still with wires on him he is admiring his work so far smiling at it. He then looks at gabor.
Gabor gives off a face that says “not bad”.
(Use 8th Doctor's sonic for this) The Doctor then has a blue thing (being that blue paint sucker) and is dabbing it on the sonic acting like it's a soldering thing maybe.
(Now using Sam's sonic) The Doctor pulls the neck down. (He smiles at it)
Gabor: Not bad, Doctor.
Doctor: Thanks! Gives off a nice classic feel doesnt it?
Then red flashing lights and a siren goes off.
Doctor: What on earth?
Gabor: It's King Korsam! He knows we’re here! We need to go!
They turn around and there is an army of cyborgs behind them.
Cyborg: Hult, don’t move!
Doctor: Oh dear! Uhm, that's not good!
Gabor: Ahh, ya think?
We see a shot of a cyborg with his hands out, it covers the camera.
[Scene 8] (Prison corridor)
The Doctor is walking with a cyborg holding him and forcing him to walk.
Doctor: Where are you taking us!?
Gabor is also being held and forced to walk by a cyborg.
Gabor: Isn’t it obvious? To King Korsam! It's where all the intruders get taken!
Doctor: King Korsam? The man? The legend? It's about time I met him!
(The screen fades to black) (We hear an electric door open.)
(Throne Room)
(Black fades back)
The cyborgs throw the two to the ground and then walk opposite each other. The Doctor and Gabor stand up brushing themselves off.
King Korsam: So, you're the two who escaped your cell?
Doctor(confidently): Yes we are! Hello, I’m the Doctor and this is Gabor.
Gabor(confused and scared): Hi.
King Korsam: I don’t give a damn what your names are, just tell me, how did you escape?
Doctor: Pft, it was easy. I just had to outsmart one of your guards. Which while I mention your guards. Nice sense of style guys (claps) looking very dapper (ok symbol with hands) if I say so myself!
King Korsam(angry): YOU OUTSMARTED ONE OF MY GUARDS!? Take them to the conversion room!
We see a guard walk away from the side of King Korsams throne.
Doctor: WHAT!?
Gabor(scared and angry): Oh no. Doctor! You’re an idiot! Now we are gonna become one of them!!!
Doctor: No, now hold on.
The Doctor pulls out his sonic screwdriver and points it to one of the guards. The guard's head then sparks and it drops to the ground.
King Korsam: What is this sorcery?
Doctor: One word. Well two. Sonic… Screwdriver.
King Korsam: AFTER THEM!
An army of guards starts surrounding them. The Doctor sonics them and they drop to the ground. We see lasers flying past the screen. Gabor runs past the Doctor and picks up one of the cyborgs' guns.
Gabor: Ok, now this is where the fun begins!
Gabor shoots a few of them down! The Doctor keeps on sonicing.
Gabor runs and puts his back up against the doctors.
Gabor: Don’t worry Doctor! I got your back!
They are both defending themselves. The Doctor sonicing and Gabor shooting.
Doctor: Oh my days! The Brigadier’s missing out! He loves stuff like this!
[Scene 9] (Prison cell)
Ethan is sitting in his cell in the dark.
Ethan(Shouting, worried): Doctor!? What's taking you so long?
[Scene 10] (Throne room)
We see the Doctor and Gabor back to back. Gabor shooting and the Doctor sonicing. We see a few more of the cyborgs fall to the ground. The gun blasts going across the screen stop. Gabor stops shooting and the Doctor lowers his arm.
Doctor: Is that all of them?
Gabor: I think so.
King Korsam: No, No, NO!
King Korsam pulls out a gun and shoots. Gabor uses his gun and shoots King Korsams gun out of his hands. King Korsam quickly sits up holding onto his throne in fear. The Doctor walks up with Gabor behind him still pointing his gun.
Gabor: Don’t move! We have you surrounded.
Doctor: Well, not really, but yes.(gets a more serious face and tone in voice) Yes we do!
King Korsam: Oh my… You think this is gonna save all the prisoners on this planet? They’ll be dead before you get a chance to save them.
A button lowers from King Korsams sleeve. (Silver cardboard with a red button on top). King Korsam presses it.
AI interface: Self destruct activated.
A beeping sound is heard. The Doctor looks very concerned and Gabor slowly lowers his gun looking around the room terrified.
Doctor: What? What did you do?
King Korsam: I just activated a bomb that will destory this planet and everything on it!
Doctor: Ha, idiot. What about yourself? You’ll explode along with it!
King Korsam: Hahaha, of course not! I have a way of escape.
Doctor: Ok, why then!? Why do this to this beautiful planet!? WHY CAUSE THIS MUCH CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION!?
King Korsam: At the core of Mercon there is a really valuable element that will make me rich. More rich than anyone could ever imagine!
Doctor: So you're a bargainer?
King Korsam: You could say that.
Doctor: But, why destroy a whole planet just to get to it?
King Korsam: It's so far deep into the planet's core that it's the only way.
Doctor: What? But you can’t do that!
King Korsam: You just watch me! Hahaha.
Doctor: And what about the cyborgs? Why convert innocent people?
King Korsam: I needed helpers. An army to do my bidding.
Doctor: What? But that's sick!
Gabor: Doctor. What are we gonna do?
Doctor(defeated): Nothing I suppose. There’s nothing we can do. (Face of realization)(whispers) Unless…
The Doctor turns to King Korsam.
Doctor: Hang on, how come when we were absolutely destroying that pile of scrap metal you used to call an army, you didn’t think to come down and help them?
(In the background we see Gabor sneak out of shot.)
King Korsam: Ah, you see Doctor
He knocks on his legs, making a metallic clanging sound.
King Korsam: My legs don’t work like they used to.
Doctor: Right, and the first thought that crossed your mind when your legs stopped working was “Giant Wheel Chair”
King Korsam: Excuse me?
Doctor: Well you obviously know how to create cybernetic prostetics, even if they are a little primitive, but you didn’t think to give yourself new legs.
King Korsam(confused and baffled): Uh…Oka- why are you telling me this?
Doctor: Well, actually I just needed to distract you long enough so my dear friend Gabor here could sneak away and steal your little control pad.
(gabor sneaks into shot behind the Doctor with the control pad while the Doctor is talking)
Gabor has a really smug look on his face while holding the device.
King Korsam: Wait what!?
King Korsam feels around his clothing.
King Korsam: What!? How… How did you do that!?
Doctor: It's a little thing called misdirection. (The Doctor smiles.)
Gabor passes the pad to the Doctor. The Doctor sonics it. And Gabor starts to vanish.
Gabor: What's happening Doctor?
Doctor: Don’t worry Gabor! I’m sending you and your people to a new uninhibited planet so you can rebuild and repopulate!
Gabor: Thank you Doctor!
Doctor: As for everyone else, they will be sent back to planets they belong on!
Gabor vanishes.
King Korsam: Noooo!!!!
Then Ethan appears. He looks down at himself patting down his clothing.
Ethan: What on earth just happened?!
Doctor: I just saved everyone!
Ethan smiles.
We hear a TARDIS noise and the Doctor holds out his hand. In it appears the TARDIS key. The Doctor is looking down at it. He smiles.
King Korsam: Doctor! (The Doctor stops looking at his hand and looks at King Korsam) GIVE ME MY CONTROL PAD BACK! I NEED IT TO ESCAPE!
Doctor: Oh what a shame! But I must be fair so I’ll give you one word of advice.
King Korsam: And that is!?
Doctor: RUN!
An alarm starts going off and red flashing lights.
The Doctor picks up the black coat lying on the ground and then turns to run. Ethan follows.
AI interface: Planet self destruct in 1 minute.
King Korsam: NO! DOCTOR COME BACK! NOOOO!!!!!
[Scene 11] (Sand Dunes)
King Korsam V/O: Get them! I want every cyborg on patrol to go after them!
The Doctor and Ethan are running up, down, over and across the sandy hills everything is shaking. They run past K9. The Doctor goes back and picks up his head. The Doctor smiles at K9 and then starts running again. Again we see them running up, down, over and across the sandy hills everything is shaking. The Doctor holds out his fingers and clicks. The TARDIS doors open and they both sprint into the TARDIS
(TARDIS console room)
closing the doors behind them. Then they hear a muffled “BOOOM” They are both facing the door relieved that they made it. They both laugh in relief.
Doctor: Sounds like we just made it in time! That was fun, haha. But let's try and not do that again.
Ethan(out of breath): I’d say.
Ethan is still catching his breath and the Doctor turns around. He gets a face of realization. He walks forward a few steps. (Ethan is still catching his breath).
Doctor(quite and amazed): Groovy…
The Doctor walks out of shot and then we see Ethan realize that the TARDIS is new.
We then see a shot of the Doctor walking up to the console from behind. He puts K9s head on the floor along with the jacket. Ethan then follows looking around.
Ethan: (Makes a comment that sounds nice but is actually a roast about the TARDIS’s new look)
Doctor: What!? Awe, don’t you listen to him. You look lovely dear!
Ethan: Hey Doctor, are you all good?
Doctor: Yeah why?
Ethan: Because for you, you just faced the Dark Warrior, lost Lucas again, regenerated and had to escape an alien prison.
Doctor: Oh pft yeah I’m fine!
Ethan: Are you though?
We see a shot of the Doctor looking down.
Ethan(voice): What about Lucas?
The Doctor looks up at Ethan.
Doctor: When ever I change, I like to think of it as a new beginning. Yeah I still remember how things in my last regeneration made me feel. (Cut to Ethan listening) But theirs no point in continuing to dwell on the past. It’s about time I moved on.
Ethan gives a sad but happy nod.
Doctor: Now, you know the drill. Gotta find a new costume to fit my new face.
Ethan: Sounds good Doctor.
Doctor: Stay here I’ll be right back!
The Doctor picks up the coat from the floor holding the photo of him and Lucas in the other hand. He walks out of shot.
[Scene 12] (TARDIS wardrobe)
The Doctor walks into the wardrobe. The doctor goes over to a mirror and looks in it. He leans in to check out his new face.
Doctor: So thats what I look like now. Not bad.
He then stands up straight again and cups his hands together holding them.
Doctor: Right then! Let the show begin!
The Doctor walks to the side (walking out of shot). He walks back in wearing a shirt with black stripes, back tie and a leather jacket.
Doctor: Hmmmm, probably not. I’ve already done leather jackets quite a few times before.
He walks back out of shot. He walks back in, wearing a red hoodie.
Doctor: Uhhh… Nah, far too casual.
He walks out again and walks back in, wearing a blue suit with blue shirt and blue bow tie.
Doctor: Ehhh, it's a bit too blue for my liking. The last time I dressed in all blue it went horribly.
We then have a montage of him infront of the mirror each shot having him appear in different clothing doing a pose to match each outfit.(One of the times he appears in the 11th Doctors outfit, a cobra kai gi (Doing krane kick), rapper(backwards cap, puffer jacket, sun glasses, money chain, button up shirt underneath), An explorer (Explorer hat with white shirt sleeves rolled up, looking through binoculars))
He then appears as a cowboy. (Same costume as Ethan)
Doctor: Yeehaw!
Now he is wearing a black shirt with the top button undone, a black waistcoat and the coat the cyborg guards were wearing.
He now appears in Batman costume.
Doctor(speaks in Batman voice): I AM THE DOCTOR… (Shakes head)
He now has the panda mask on with a suit.
Doctor: No… Just no…
Doctor: A bit too sinister… (looks at coat) Those cyborgs had nice coats though!
Doctor(voice): WHY CAN’T I FIND ANYTHING DECENT??!!
The Music stops.
Doctor (voice): Right! This is the last one…
(starman starts to play) He walks back in, wearing the right costume. He stands infront of the mirror with his hands on the lipells of the jacket. He then puts his finger on his chin.
Doctor: Coat (takes off coat) No coat (puts on coat) coat (takes off coat) no coat.
The Doctor stops and thinks. He then puts the coat on properly.
Doctor: Coat. Definitely coat.
He smiles. He then turns around and walks out.
[Scene 13] (TARDIS console room)
Ethan is standing in the TARDIS holding K9s head.
Ethan: Hello K9. How are you doing today?
Ethan doing a bad K9 impression: Not bad Master Ethan, yourself.
Ethan: Oh I’m doing great K9.
He then puts down the head.
Ethan:(sighs) What has my life come to?
The Doctor walks in.
Doctor: You know, I always did think you two sounded alike!
Ethan: Really? Oh hey, nice costume!
Doctor: Thanks! It took a while but I think I’m gonna stick with it!
Ethan: Looks nice! Very uhm… “groovy” as I guess you’d say, now.
The Doctor starts to play with some of the controls on the console.
Doctor: So Brigadier, where to now?
Ethan: Hmm, I’m not sure. I think I should really be getting back to UNIT. The world won’t save itself!
Doctor: You are definitely right about that my friend! SO! UNIT it is!
The Doctor types in the couardanets.
Ethan: Oh ah Doctor, I forgot to ask you.
The Doctor looks up at Ethan in interest.
Ethan: About the Dark Warrior. What's stopping him from coming back? I mean he died once. Then came back. Can’t he just do that again?
Doctor: Oh sorry. Forgot to mention. The last of the Dark Warriors servants sacrificed them selves to bring him back so there is no one left to resurrect him.
Ethan: Oh, well that's good.
Doctor: Yeah!
Ethan: Ok I need to be honest. Doctor it's gonna take a while for me to get used to this new you. But I want you to know, this doesn’t change anything. I’m still always gonna be here for you.
Doctor: Thanks Brigadier! Same to you. (smiles) Now! Time to take this new beauty of a TARDIS for its first spin! Are you ready?
Ethan: Ready then I’ll ever be!
Doctor: Then here we go!
The Doctor pulls the lever. We hear star man start to play. We see a shot of the Doctor looking up at the time rotor and then a shot of Ethan. Then we see the TARDIS floating in space slowly vanishing.