I could tell you I'm funny, kind, thoughtful, and occasionally charming. Instead, I asked the people who know me best to do it for me.
These reviews come from friends, coworkers, and other long-term witnesses. Their opinions may be biased, but they're probably more accurate than mine.
Below are actual reviews from friends and family. Once you reach a certain status all of these reviews can be verified with the actual individuals.
5/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
While Evan tends to have a bit of a rough exterior, once you crack into the inner sanctum of his friendship, you're in like Flynn. Evan is a ride or die type of friend. He will call you out on your bullshit but is always empathetic to any struggles you're experiencing or ready to burn bridges for you if needed. Evan is fun, funny, caring, smart, and passionate. He's the perfect combination of everything you want in a friend or potential relationship. Best treat him right, because there are many of us who will go to battle for him as well. 10 out of 10... definitely recommend. - Former Coworker, Forever Friend
4.732/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 (with the last star filled about 73%) /5
Evan is a sweet and gentle soul, who is not afraid to laugh, ask questions, and listen. He is a solid friend and “sees” you even when you think you’re invisible. He does not hesitate to love and lift up those who need a boost. I am honored to call him friend. - Lucky Friend
8/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Loyalty at its finest - Sexy
5/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Very social knows everybody just a fun guy to be around in general - Neighborhood Mayor
4.999/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
If libraries ran on personality instead of electricity, Evan could probably power the whole building. I’m lucky to call him both a friend and a coworker, and I can confidently say that every workplace should come with at least one blue-haired, red-panda-loving chaos gremlin. He is basically a walking side quest in the best possible way. He’s a blessing! - Princess of Chicken Nuggets
9.999 but I am biased /5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
In a word...kind. Does not realize how loved and respected he is. Great person to have in your corner....period. - Observer of a life well lived......I love him!
5/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
This is someone you want by your side. They are charismatic, outgoing, and extremely lovable. You never have to worry about being bored and you’ll always have someone to listen. They have extended knowledge on pop culture as well. Things like video games, reading and musicals are a core essence of their personality. Evan is a hard worker and dedicated friend. I know rating them a 5/5 is extreme, because everyone can grow and change. However, they are the most genuine friend I’ve ever had in my life. If you went on a first date with them, you would start the date with a trip to the movies. Following a nice dinner, where you can discuss your favorite books, video games, and musicals. Once dinner is over, you may head to the nearest book store to select something you could either read together or read for each other. You’ll end the night with some ice cream and a sing-a-long to WICKED in the car. Evan is one of a kind. Someone you can fully rely on. Anyone would be lucky to be with them in their life. You will not regret getting to know them. Your life will become full of love and laughter. ❤️ - The Glinda to their Elphaba 💗💚
555555555....../5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
This is such a special person; I’ve never known a person so reliably (EVERY DAY) cheerful, happy to see everyone, infinitely (so far!) patient with personal issues or explaining his super guidance with anything tech. He enjoys music, and often brings a portable speaker for anyone’s play list. And if you’d like tv or movie related games, he’s got that, too. He’s just a special person, wants everyone to be happy , too! And super really smart, kind, honest and reliable. Excellent guy, and I’m grateful to know him. - Tinkerbell
5/5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Evan is a very caring and loving individual. He has a great sense of humor, always willing to help out, and very easy to talk to. He truly listens and will remember the small things. He is very good with words. Evan is a very passionate person and will stand up for what he believes in. He loves Batman, Disney, music, playing games, Pokemon (Dragonite is a must), and reading books. He is full of so much knowledge when it comes to music and television. Also, he makes great cheese dip! - Sister from another mister
4.6769/5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The warning label would be heart on his sleeve. He’s such a kind soul who sometimes can’t see the beauty within so you better be cool. He’s smart, passionate, driven and willing to set goals to achieve them. He’s got a heart of gold and an ass that won’t quit so you better not give on him. He definitely has great taste and you should be prepared to be a nerd with him. - Fairy Godfather
5/5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Evan is the definition of consistency and kindness. - Definitely A Friend
4.998/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
In a world full of curated profiles, filtered photos, and people who think "good communication" means sending a thumbs-up emoji three days later...
One man dares to be genuinely kind.
Coming this season: **Evan**.
Librarian. Friend. Keeper of stories. Owner of a heart so tender it should probably come with a warning label.
After surviving the plot twists of life with his humor, authenticity, and compassion intact, Evan is setting out on a quest of epic proportions:
Finding a boyfriend.
Critics describe him as "thoughtful," "deeply caring," and "the person you'd want beside you on both your best day and your worst."
Friends agree he's the rarest of finds: someone who listens, remembers, shows up, and somehow manages to make the people around him feel seen.
Will he quote a book recommendation you'll love? Almost certainly.
Will he remember the important thing you mentioned three weeks ago? Without question.
Will he treat you with kindness, honesty, and respect? That's the whole point of the movie.
This summer, skip the red flags, emotional jump scares, and confusing plot holes.
Choose the feel-good romantic feature everyone deserves.
**Evan.**
Rated E for Empathy.