Why should I hire you instead of a full-time staffer or an agency?

I'm in the top 5% of solo copywriters in the US. My wife wanted to be a stay-at-home mom, and my copywriting allowed her to shut down her private law practice in Atlanta almost 20 years ago. I've been wildly successful in this career compared to most others. I'm a workhorse, very fast, and a fellow conservative ideologue like you. I can put my years of experience to work for you and get the results you want. 

What's your background?

In my first job after college, I was a conservative talk radio host for four years. I was the morning lead-in for Rush Limbaugh across most of the Pacific Northwest. I started moonlighting as a radio ad copywriter then (1997). Spent 8 years after that in television, as a producer, reporter, and fancypants anchorman. Learned scriptwriting and storytelling in the process. Left broadcasting in 2009 and I've been doing this ever since.

How'd you get into conservative politics?

With my television background, a friend at the Thomas Jefferson Institute for Public Policy helped me get my foot in the door to write some campaign ads for the National Republican Senatorial Committee in 2010. That led to gigs writing campaign and issue ads for The Heritage Foundation and other orgs, along with Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, Donald Trump, Herman Cain, and... too many others to list. Campaign ads that I've written have aired on Fox News and a bunch of fake news channels nationally.

Why has the GOP sucked at fundraising online for so long?

The Republican Party has always been "innovation averse" for some reason. Myself and a bunch of other young guns had to drag them kicking and screaming into the idea of internet fundraising in 2012, even after Obama had shellacked McCain in the 2008 election. They just didn't view internet fundraising as a viable option for a long time, and they've lagged behind the Democrats as a result.

I was part of the Ron Paul Money Bomb in 2011, when we brought in $1.8 million over the course of a weekend. That was a good case study to change a lot of minds about using the internet for fundraising, but the GOP to this day still lags in terms of technology and marketing innovations. Which is why I'm still here.

Do you use A.I.?

Not for actual copywriting. The software that they're calling "artificial intelligence" is mostly trained on the leftwing cesspools of Reddit and Wikipedia. For writing conservative copy, you'd have better luck hiring some random homeless person passed out behind the trash dumpster than using so-called "AI." It is useful for speeding up certain tasks and streamlining processes. But when it comes to the copy I deliver, it's 100% human-made and crafted to convert.

How do you work with clients?

It really depends on a case-by-case basis. Some clients I've been with for many years trust me to test basically anything I want for them, and fully manage their lists, because I'm so results-driven. With others, I set up a Trello workboard where they can post copy needs on a day-to-day basis, and it gets done quickly. I work on an initial three-month contract for a flat rate with every client. After that, you can re-up for an additional three months, or go month-to-month for a higher fee. 

Did the Biden administration really put you under an FBI investigation?

Yep. I was one of the individuals "interviewed" as part of Operation Arctic Frost, immediately after the illegal raid on Mar-a-Lago in 2022. Not fun. Super bad. Would not recommend. One-half star. They didn't find anything to frame me with, so I'm still walking around free and dangerous, and more motivated to win than ever.