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Woolstein's Great Adventure (Story Snippet)

One morning at 5:00 am Woolstein woke up in Woolstein’s Castle. What I haven’t told you was that on the light rail in Sydney Woolstein was able to put a tracking tag on Plastic Pie. The tracker said he was going to The Fish Shopping Fair. Woolstein predicted that he would be hiding as a Meat Pie. Woolstein ran quickly. He wanted to catch that pie. He went to the laboratory to see Dylan. Dylan was a rocket science master. Woolstein asked Dylan to make a potion that slows people down. After 20 minutes of Woolstein patiently waiting, he called "Hurry up Rocket Scientist." At that moment, Dylan called out "I'm Done!" Woolstein got a walking shop clothing display model. He splashed the potion on the model and turned it to walk mode. It walked slower than usual. When Woolstein turned it to run mode, it stayed at the same speed as the walking mode. So when Woolstein put that potion on Plastic Pie he would be slow enough to catch. The tracker told Woolstein that Plastic Pie was going to Woolondong Airport. Woolstein had to run to his car and rush to the airport. The flight timetable said that Plastic Pie's plane went to London at 9:15 am. The time was 9:13 am. "Emergency! Woolstein coming through!" He skipped the line and said, "I need to book a seat in the 9:15 am plane to London.” “There is only one seat left. It is the toilet seat," said the flight organiser. "The toilet- What?" Woolstein asked. The flight organiser replied, "The toilet seat." Woolstein burst into flames. "I AM THE LEADER OF WOOLSTRALIA! I AM WOOLSTEIN!” "The organiser said, "It looks like there is a pie on board. You can take his seat and he'll go in the luggage deck on the plane." After a minute, it was 9:14 and Woolstein ran into the terminal. The attendant opened the door and let Woolstein in and guided him to his seat.

The pilot announced, "I'm Mr I Not No Where I Going." Woolstein went to the front of the plane.

He said, "I don't trust you to fly me to London. I will call my assistant. Come on. Get a move on Mr Smarty Pants!” Dylan hit the plane's front window. Mr I Not No Where I Going hit the wiper button and the wipers pushed Dylan off the window. You could see a glimpse of Dylan riding the luggage truck into the plane. Then a second later, Dylan appeared in the cab of the plane. Woolstein asked him to fly the plane to London. Woolstein would be the co-pilot. The plane descended into London Airport. Well at least Woolstein thought it was. "Everyone leave the plane." Woolstein opened the plane door and the whole area was white. There was not a building in sight. Everyone on the plane was shocked. We weren't going anywhere in all this snow and Plastic Pie was trapped. The End