The film consists of 17 segments, each lasting about seven minutes. The segments are connected by a framing device of a TV host (played by Bogdan DikliÄ) who introduces each segment as part of a "quality TV program" that is broadcasted on the eve of the New Year. The segments are:
1. Izvukla si ciglu (You Pulled Out a Brick): A parody of quiz shows, where a contestant (played by Nikola SimiÄ) has to answer questions about Serbian history and culture, while being harassed by the host (played by Zoran CvijanoviÄ) and his assistant (played by Vesna TrivaliÄ).
2. Balvan i primitivac (The Log and the Primitive): A parody of action movies, where a tough cop (played by Dragan NikoliÄ) and his partner (played by Nikola Kojo) have to stop a terrorist group led by a mysterious man known as "The Log" (played by Bora TodoroviÄ).
3. Bilmez sa kulturom (The Ignorant with Culture): A parody of cultural shows, where a host (played by Predrag Ejdus) interviews a famous writer (played by Danilo LazoviÄ) who turns out to be a complete fraud and plagiarist.
4. Kulturo, eve me (Culture, Here I Am): A parody of musical shows, where a singer (played by Olivera MarkoviÄ) performs a song about her love for culture, while being accompanied by dancers dressed as famous historical and artistic figures.
5. Deda Mraz i deca (Santa Claus and the Children): A parody of children's shows, where Santa Claus (played by Miodrag AndriÄ) visits a group of children in an orphanage and tells them stories that are actually political propaganda.
6. Ljubavni parazit (The Love Parasite): A parody of soap operas, where a woman (played by Branka KatiÄ) has an affair with her husband's brother (played by Branislav LeÄiÄ), while being haunted by a mysterious voice that reveals her secrets.
7. Povratak otpisanih (The Return of the Written-Off): A parody of war movies, where a group of veterans (played by Rade MarkoviÄ, Ljuba TadiÄ, Pavle VuisiÄ, and others) reunite to fight against a new enemy that threatens their homeland.
8. Zvezda je roÄena (A Star Is Born): A parody of talent shows, where a young singer (played by Anica Dobra) tries to impress a jury of famous musicians (played by Zdravko ÄŒoliÄ, Bajaga, Riblja ÄŒorba, and others), while being sabotaged by her rival (played by SneÅana SaviÄ).
9. Å ta je bilo posle? (What Happened After?): A parody of documentary shows, where a narrator (played by Petar BoÅoviÄ) tells the stories of what happened to the characters from famous Serbian films after the end credits.
10. Åivot je lep (Life Is Beautiful): A parody of drama movies, where a family (played by Milena DraviÄ, Mira Banjac, Nikola ÄuriÄko, and others) faces various problems such as poverty, illness, violence, and corruption.
11. SreÄna nova 1994 (Happy New 1994): A parody of political shows, where a president (played by Aleksandar BerÄek) addresses the nation and wishes them a happy new year, while being interrupted by various protesters, critics, and opponents.
12. Sveti Sava (Saint Sava): A parody of religious shows, where a priest (played by Vojislav BrajoviÄ) tells the story of Saint Sava, the founder of the Serbian Orthodox Church, while being contradicted by a historian (played by NebojÅa Glogovac).
13. Deda Mraz i deca 2 (Santa Claus and the Children 2): A continuation of the fifth segment, where Santa Claus (played by Miodrag AndriÄ) tries to escape from the orphanage, while being chased by the children and the staff.
14. Ljubavni parazit 2 (The Love Parasite 2): A continuation of the sixth segment, where the woman (played by Branka KatiÄ) and her lover (played by Branislav LeÄiÄ) are confronted by her husband (played by Dragan BjelogrliÄ) and his sister (played by Mirjana KaranoviÄ).
15. Zvezda je roÄena 2 (A Star Is Born 2): A continuation of the eighth segment, where the young singer (played by Anica Dobra) wins the talent show, but is then kidnapped by her rival (played by SneÅana SaviÄ) and her accomplice (played by Goran RadakoviÄ).
16. Åivot je lep 2 (Life Is Beautiful 2): A continuation of the tenth segment, where the family (played by Milena DraviÄ, Mira Banjac, Nikola ÄuriÄko, and others) tries to overcome their problems with the help of a mysterious benefactor (played by Lazar Ristovski).
17. SreÄna nova 1995 (Happy New 1995): A continuation of the eleventh segment, where the president (played by Aleksandar BerÄek) is assassinated by a sniper (played by Bata ÅivojinoviÄ), while the TV host (played by Bogdan DikliÄ) announces the end of the program.
Dva Sata Kvalitetnog Programa Ceo Film 17 is a hilarious and witty film that mocks the absurdity and hypocrisy of the Serbian society and politics in the 1990s. The film is full of memorable characters, dialogues, and scenes that have become part of the Serbian pop culture. The film is also a tribute to the Serbian cinema and its actors, many of whom have passed away since then. The film is available to watch online on various platforms .
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