What is Dugism?

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Dugism is a fake cult created by a group of worshipers. We worship the show hosts Bin Gu and Qinyi Du, and many other minor gods. We are currently creating a vast mythology and many branches of the religion.

We chose Bin Gu and Qinyi Du because one of the creators enjoys the show. There are many other inside jokes like this, and we will do our best to explain them. Let's dive into the mythology!

The creation myth!

In the beginning, Bin Gu and Qinyi Du were one entity, known as Binqinyi Dugu. (That is where the name of Dugism comes from!) The universe was a haze of amorphous gas, the matter not knowing what to be. Binqinyi Dugu eventually had enough of this, and split itself into Bin Gu and Qinyi Du. Qinyi Du took control of the Sky and Stars, and Bin Gu took control of Water and Fire, but the universe still had leftover pseudomatter. They sculpted this into Earth and Void. But, without a ruling entity, this new matter would soon devolve into pseudomatter. So, Qinyi Du sculpted animals out of sediment blown by the wind, and Bin Gu fired them up in the core of the earth, and cooled them down in the oceans. Soon, they found out the animals were not smart enough to rule, and they pondered what could. During this time, some matter had devolved and revolved into a body that could only be described as a planetoid. Without the help of Bin Gu and Qinyi Du, this matter soon became corrupted. It was Xenexa, the first evil. Qinyi Du eventually had an idea. She said "If we're the only ones qualified to rule the earth, but we are too busy to do it ourselves, then why don't we make mini versions of ourselves to do it for us?" Bin Gu approved of this idea, and they went through the same process as before, but this time Qinyi Du put stardust in their heads. They ruled the earth well. But, there was still the problem of the void. One day Qinyi Du came down from the sky and asked the world if they had any volunteers for ruling the void. They knew that ruling the void meant suffering eternally, so they all hid. However, one brave man came out from a bush and told Qinyi Du about a cult who had been performing evil rituals of human sacrifice, brainwashing, and making fun of Bin Gu and Qinyi Du. She thanked him, gave him a magic conch from Bin Gu, and flew off to find the cult. She found them practicing a salute that included shoving their face into the crook of their elbow while also outstretching their arm in the opposite direction. She would live to regret this salute, but at the time she thought they looked silly, so in their forced agreement they made a deal. All who practiced any of the cult rituals, while over fifth grade, and did not repent was a Voidist. You got to live on earth, but after you died, you were kicked out of heaven to suffer in the Void for a multiple of 100 years, depending on how deep you were in the rituals. Most modern voidists do not worship a central deity (En) like the ancient cult. Those who do are called Ennists. The voidist rituals have changed over time, but one thing has stayed the same: that horrible salute. Voidism is the second evil. To continue, you first must know that all this is all from the viewpoint of traditional dugism. OK, let's proceed with the story. Remember the man who Qinyi Du gave a magic conch shell? Well, she underestimated the mental stability of humanity. The second the man put it to his lips, the man went insane. A magic kind of insane. He convinced the most gullible of his tribe (humanity was still in tribes) that he was the cousin of a magic fisherman named Aquarius who went on a magic adventure with a magic talking crab who liked saying parables. They immediately tacked it on with the rest of Dugism, and it spread like wildfire via oral tradition, forever tainting dugism with its' lies. One day, somebody decided to write it all down and give it a name: the Piscal Saga. (named after the magic fish Pisces that Aquarius was chasing after.) Piscalism was born. Being so big, Piscalism shattered into 4 main sects. Piscalism is the third, and final evil.