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Supergirl Extended Cut Promises Nip Slip.
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Inspired By World Cup, Netflix Inserts Hydration Breaks For "Healthier Binge".
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Netflix Announces Ted Sarandos Comedy Special, Raises Prices.
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Swifties Ready To Tase Toddlers Who Fall Asleep During Tay Tay's song in Toy Story 5.
Running Low On IP, Disney To Adapt Dyson V11 Vacuum User Manual Into Next Big Franchise.
Americans Intrigued By "Basketball Played With Feet".
Gary Busey In Talks To Join Sean Penn's Jan. 6 Drama.
Following Taylor Swift's Reception, MSG To Host Juggalo Wedding.
Citizens Of Roku City Riot After News Of Fox Buyout.
Open Marriage With Male Celebrity Somehow Fails.
After Success of UFC At White House, Monster Truck Rally Imminent.
AI Screenwriting Bots Adapt Rapidly, Already Form Union And Go On Strike.
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