Once Upon a Time

There was a beautiful dragon. Her parents were very loving, and she had everything. Her name was Steve. Steve lived happily, and was going to marry her prince. Then, an ugly princess flew into the palace spewing fire everywhere. The huge ugly princess grabbed the beautiful fair dragon, and flew into a tower. 

“I will eat you when the 2nd moon rises.” roared the princess.

“Oh no! But my prince shall saveth me” said Steve.

Steve had a fair heart and was loving and kind to everyone. She wanted to believe there was still good in the terrible princess. The princess licked her sharp fangs and laughed.

“No one will ever save you, for you are just a fair maiden!”

“I have a name.” explained Steve, patiently.

The princess just roared. Then, the prince rode gallantly through the forest on a seahorse.

“I shall save you Steve!” he cried valiantly.

The prince climbed up the vines of the tower, and drove his gleaming sword straight through the wicked princess’ heart. He gracefully swept her up into his arms, and climbed down the tower. They rode into the sunset on the seahorse, hand in hand. Later, they got married. On their wedding day, the evil princess returned and ate the heads off of both of them. Then, the cake married the seahorse who ate the princess, and the cake and the seahorse lived happily ever after.