DEAD PEOPLE CREATIVE

PUTTING SCIENTISTS TO WORK

WHAT WOULD YOU LOOK LIKE IF YOU DIDN'T DIE ON 9/11?

Using top level science, we are able to fabricate your fiancée directly out of the quantum stratosphere


and out of the rubble of 9/11

WHAT IS INVOLVED IN TOP LEVEL SCIENCE?

  1. big beautiful white chompers
  2. beakers, test tubes, labcoats
  3. some seriously gorgeous front teeth
  4. match with your favorite scientists directly on tinder

INTERESTED?

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TESTIMONIALS

BEFORE 9/11

"For your fucking information this is a picture I got done of her by scientists who could edit her childhood photos and predict what she would look like now, if you have nothing nice to say do not comment on my stuff. Do you realize how disgustingly disrespectful you're being?"

-Devon

AFTER MINOR PHOTO EDITING