There are so many Citizen Jim Stories by Chicken Sheets! These collections don't contain even one-half of the total number of Citizen Jim Stories!
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There are so many Citizen Jim Stories by Chicken Sheets! These collections don't contain even one-half of the total number of Citizen Jim Stories!
Contains
Renting to Own
Christmas with the Rat King
Cruisin' for a Musin'
Middle Aged Mehs
Work. Pride. Badgers.
Killing Jim
That's What Friends Are For
A Run for It
The Bight Stuff
Power Down
Foxy & Phoebe & Taylor & Kate
The Alchemy Ball
Reader's Guide
Contains
Episode de Noir
Kung Fu Writing!
No Pets, No Reps
Tippy Lou's Black Tackle Box
Gorilla Crap
Headmaster Jim
Bathroom for a Birthday Boy
Bad Turn on Day Two
Treasure Trove
Enfranchisement Day
Counter-Production
Double-Barreled Desire
Impulse Purchase
A Golden Turd
Hurricane Winston
Schemes for Resurrection
Reader's Guide
Contains
Preface
Zombie Wage Slaves of the Apocalypse
Hiding from the Police
It Passes the Time
Stop Making Sense
Where's That Pregnant Girl?
A Dark Patch of Urine
He Called It
Thanks A Lot, Obama!
A Moral and Sexual Outrage!
Right Here. Right Now.
Brothers of the Shield
When in Rome
All-American Tuesday
The Trouble with Afternoon Naps
To Be Continued…
Debt
Reader's Guide
Contains
October Surprise
"Yo! Broccoli!"
Bitter Belly
Bonuses:
"October Surprise" contains a recipe for oyster cracker salad that you will never make, while "Bitter Belly" provides a reader's guide for discussions you will have with nobody!
From the Introduction:
When you read My Dumbest Idea Yet, you will see the times in which it was created reflected back to you through a warped kaleidoscope of action and dialogue.
You will come to understand the motivations of writers and of middle-aged spinsters, as well as the messiness of the creative process, on full display in this story: the horror of the blank page, the false starts, the brilliant ideas that come to nothing.
There is always panic when an author feels as though her story is slipping through her fingers and out of her control. This panic, as shown, not told in this tale, will become palpable to the reader.
It Was Inevitable
After writing more than 200 short stories and three very slim novellas featuring Citizen Jim, Chicken Sheets decides that the world is ready for a full-length Citizen novel.
She isn't sure if she can pursue this project to its completion, and psyches herself out enough to name the book My Dumbest Idea Yet.
In a whirlwind of a story spanning less than 100 pages, Chicken Sheets goes from trying to tease the germ of an idea for a Citizen Jim novel at a desk in her Little Hobbit House to the swaying deck of a ferry in the Gulf of Finland—and one of the most shocking endings of any story ever written.
ANY STORY. EVER. WRITTEN.