Don't send me your personal information, I don't care about it.
I already have enough trouble dealing with my own personal information, I don't want to have to deal with yours as well.
How I use Personal Information
If I find myself with any of your personal information, I will promptly forget about it and go on with my life.
If I find myself with any of your personal information, I won't give it to anyone because it's a boring conversation subject.
Safeguards
I collect nothing and therefore have nothing to protect. Good.
If you stopped giving your personal information to everyone, you woudn't have to care about securing your personal information.
My Privacy Commitment
I am commited not to have to deal with any of your personal information.
I am making my privacy policy available to you. If you have any questions, you can send me an email.
If your email is about how I will be handling your personal email address you just used to send me an email, I will ignore you.
Upon your written request, as required by law, I will send you an email with your own email address representing all your personal information I have. See the How I use Personal Information section to know how I will handle your email address.