Privacy Policy

Information I collect

• I don't collect your personal information.
• I don't want your personal information.
• Don't send me your personal information, I don't care about it.
• I already have enough trouble dealing with my own personal information, I don't want to have to deal with yours as well.

How I use Personal Information

• If I find myself with any of your personal information, I will promptly forget about it and go on with my life.
• If I find myself with any of your personal information, I won't give it to anyone because it's a boring conversation subject.

Safeguards

• I collect nothing and therefore have nothing to protect. Good.
• If you stopped giving your personal information to everyone, you woudn't have to care about securing your personal information.

My Privacy Commitment

• I am commited not to have to deal with any of your personal information.
• I am making my privacy policy available to you. If you have any questions, you can send me an email.
• If your email is about how I will be handling your personal email address you just used to send me an email, I will ignore you.
• Upon your written request, as required by law, I will send you an email with your own email address representing all your personal information I have. See the How I use Personal Information section to know how I will handle your email address.