In Galway we stayed at the Dean Hotel. It's been open for about a year, making it one of the newer Galway hotels. The Dean has sister hotels by the same name in Dublin and Cork. The Galway hotel is located just off Eyre Square and is a longer walk (down a hill) to bustling Quay Street. If you are traveling by car like we were, the closest parking garage is at City Park - not exactly next door, but close enough. The hotel does not offer on-site parking, but parking is only 12 Euros per day at the garage after the hotel validates your ticket.
Our “superoom” at The Dean was perhaps the smallest hotel room we have ever been in. Smaller than hotel rooms we’ve had in New York, London, Paris, Amsterdam, Rome etc. It was an oddly shaped corner room on the second floor (more triangular than rectangular). The room's single window looked out on a residential back yard. We did not book one of their smallest rooms which they call “modpods.” So seemingly they have even smaller rooms! In case you are wondering, The Dean is not cheap. It's not a hostel.
To be honest, The Dean is also not great. The Dean endeavors to be very hip. The hotel website states the "bespoke rooms... are filled with gadgets, treats, and plenty of stuff to make you smile." But the hip accoutrements take up space in a room with no space to spare and that many travelers need for hotel living. Which doesn't make me smile. The Dean's conceit is that cool travelers will dig their vibe, and "get it," and ignore or work around everything else. If you don't like the hotel, then you don't "get it."
For instance, The Dean’s rooms have turntables and a retro-looking Marshall amp on the room's desk; the desk being the only horizontal surface in the room other than the bed’s tiny side tables (or at least it was that way in our room). The hotel supplies one vinyl LP in case you have never used a record player and want to give it a spin. Our room's vinyl LP was the Talking Heads "Remain in Light." Did they select this LP just for us? I still have vinyl Talking Heads at home - I was a Talking Heads fan. How did they know? What if I was a Tony Bennett fan instead? I don't get it. What is the point of a turntable and one LP? Do any guests actually play their allotted record? Blast the Talking Heads and dance on the bed?
The room had no closet, no drawers. No place to unpack or hang clothes, other than a short wall mounted rod with three or four hangers outside the bathroom. Yes, we could have requested more hangers. There were only two places to cram a suit case and we each had a suit case and carry-on backpacks. With two suit cases and two backpacks, there was very little floor space, save a path from the bed to the bathroom. There were no comfy chairs, just a bed. No place in the room to do morning yoga (if you happen to be my wife and do such things). Or dance to David Byrne's jittery proclamations.
The room has a full shelf of the predictably overpriced "munchies" and booze and a stylish SMEG mini fridge stuffed with... more booze, but no room for our water bottles. Don’t stay here if you are in recovery. I've never seen so much alcohol in a hotel room that also has two in-house bars and about 20 pubs within spitting distance.
When people complain about this hotel's lack of storage space on TripAdvisor, The Dean's media relations representative replies that they will remove anything in the room the guest does not care to use. We did not ask about emptying the SMEG or removing the turntable and amp. Our bad.
What really made us hot under the collar was that we were unable to change the temp in our warm and stuffy room. The room's thermostat was D.O.A. or at least unresponsive. Having learned our lesson regarding climate control at the Grafton Hotel in Dublin, we did ask about this at The Dean's front desk and they said the room's thermostat was broken and lowered our room temperature from their end, which was very accommodating. But we had to do this each day.
I'm not sure if the thermostat was really broken, or just disabled. We stayed for three nights and had to ask them to re-set the temperature each morning. Eventually we learned that the room’s heat/AC is like Cinderella's coach and automatically returned to a default setting each night at midnight (a "green initiative to reduce our energy consumption" according to the hotel).
On the third afternoon we found that housekeeping unlocked our window and opened it, leaving it open, which was greatly appreciated. It was pleasantly cooler outside than inside.
And we were disappointed to find a charge on our bill for a beverage we did not consume. We did not consume any "treats" from the room, neither snacks nor booze, not the Jameson nips, not the M&Ms, not the Haribo gummy bears.
On the plus side: the bathroom was adequate in size, especially compared to the rest of the room. Everything was clean. The room wasn't noisy. The bar/restaurant on the top floor (Sophie's) served a pleasant breakfast and offered booze with a view. So it could have been worse.