"HULK WANT MORE SCREENTIME!" 

—Hulk moments before throwing a microphone at Jimmy Fallon.

Background

Hulk was once Bruce Banner, a calm, intelligent scientist until he decided to microwave gamma radiation like it was pizza rolls. Boom. Now he’s green, mean, and has a deep craving for on-screen validation.

Loraxian History

Hulk was accidentally summoned to this universe after someone in Arizona shouted "smash this economy!" too loud. Ever since, he's been battling unemployment, overdramatic squirrels, and the emotional consequences of being cut from most of She-Hulk, he also interrupted the infamous Cartoon Network show, MAD.

Personality

Prone to existential rants, Hulk is no longer just about smashing. He’s developed a soft side for pottery, interpretive dance, and advocating for gamma-mutant labor rights. But don’t test him — he once tore down a whole IKEA because they were out of meatballs.

Abilities

• Super strength 

• Unlimited screaming potential

• Emotional damage

• Knows how to fold a fitted sheet

Quotes

• "HULK NOT SUPPORT CRUNCHY MILK IN CEREAL."

• "Why Thor get funny trilogy and Hulk get tossed like salad?"

• "HULK WRITE POETRY NOW. SMASH THIS SYSTEM!"

Trivia

• Has a TikTok called @GammaGains where he lifts boulders while crying.

• Owns 14 green Crocs, all left feet.

• Lost to Garfield Haratio in a rap battle, 17-2.