Remember to vote Humanitarian Traders on the discord for liberty and the underdogs
Ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Americans, and... uh, penguins? Are there penguins here? No? Okay, just checking.
I've been around the block and seen it all. From Watergate to more Watergate, I rolled with the punches, right?
Sometimes you win. Like that Gerald Ford guy. He's always winning hamburgers. It pisses me off.
I'm running this bickering pile of crap because I want to show you what its like to ride a roller coaster blindfolded.
Anyways folks, I'll be drinking the whole time in office.
Demotism
-Let people revolt from the UN and have the laws not apply to them
Banker Elitists
-The UN should provide more money to the bank so we can focus on supporting bankers with higher interest rates
-The rich banking elite should get special protection while commoner bankers should be discouraged and edged out
-The bank should be less public knowledge and more secretive
Denounce
-The UN will try to publicly shame a person and make a point of clearly defining what they did as wrong