⚔️= Skirmish

🧨= Official War

🤖= AI Event

📋= Contractual Battle

Perceived Betrayals

Gluon makes a deal that Dark will vote for her and she'll vote for Dark, as part of the deal neither votes for Goofy

Both claim the other broke the deal first

Gluon then demands KingNero, Ironbat, and Royal vote, all refuse

Gluon demands Lord vote for her, Lord says he will but votes for everyone except her

Gluon then makes a deal to get Goofy to vote for her in exchange for her voting for Goofy, Goofy thinks Gluon just means vote for her party but Gluon also meant vote for policies

Gluon demands Goofy nominate her as his Presidential pick, Goofy refuses, Gluon threatens war, Goofy refuses again

Gluon tries to throw the election in Dark's favor, Gluon tells Dark that if he doesn't nominate her as President, she'll ruin Goofy, Dark doesn't nominate her as President

Gluon demands Goofy step down as Vice President since she's mad at him for perceived betrayal, Goofy refuses

Gluon creates a Executive Order offering news recognition and uncondictional pardons, Dark as President overturns these

Gluon tells KingNero, Tis Me, Ironbat, and Royal that Dark overturned the Executive Order but KingNero mocks her motives as being self interested

Gluon's First Wave of Terror

Gluon napalms and robs Goofy's country

Gluon napalmed Goofy's embassy

Gluon napalms and robs Lord (her own citizen)

Gluon nukes, napalms, and robs all The Warlords except Sunktj

Gluon threatens to kill Dark if she sees him before then backing down

Gluon promises more acts of Terror, less targeted at people who didn't vote for her but more targeted at the UN Institution to show that President Dark can't stop the wave of terror

Drill Theft

Airierlight steals the drills and ores of all of Ancon's Coal Drills, he puts reinforced blocks on ore clusters to prevent Ancon from using them

Airierlight reinforce barricades Goofy's Embassy in the Ancon Agency

Airierlight finds a exploit to steal money from the UN and hides the money in Goofy's Embassy

Gluon joins the game and finds the reinforced ore clusters, she uses her reinforced block cutter but it doesn't work, it does however tell her who placed them

Gluon confronts Airierlight but he taunts her

Airierlight says he'll soon bring his friends to be a army to conquer Ancon

Gluon uses davincis vessels to move Ancon's National Ore Cluster so it's no longer covered by reinforced blocks.

Gluon improves the security of the National Coal Drill by making the reinforced walls thicker and by adding a turret inside

Gluon's Retaliation

While Gluon is transporting Garlos to live in Goofy's Country, she spots Airierlight, she tells Garlos to settle in a house in Goofy's Country

She rapidly advances on Airierlight using her grappling hooks, she then starts shooting him, he starts shooting her but Gluon has Power Armor so she outlasts Airierlight and kills him

She orders that Garlos robs Airierlight's stuff

She then looks on the map to find Airierlight but doesn't see him anywhere, she concludes he must be in the Nether so she goes there

In the Nether Gluon finds a chest full of equipment Airierlight has, she kills him and destroys the chest, burning all the stuff

Airierlight ragequits, Gluon starts spreading UN propaganda against him

KingNero's Spy Operation

KingNero decides he's going to spy on Ancon but when trying to enter the Coal Drill he gets trapped in the thick walls and dies

He's forced to apologize so Gluon can get his stuff back

Gluon's Rogue Nuclear Inspection

After two failed nuclear inspections the Warlords say that they beat The Alliance and they'll kill The Alliance if anybody tries to do another inspection

Gluon then flies her fighter plane over the Warlords

They try shooting rockets but the plane absorbs the rockets, they try getting into their plane to chase after her but Gluon's plane is faster

The Alliance's Nuclear Program

Gluon develops a secret massive reactor to rapidly process uranium fuels into plutonium

Gluon makes power armor, improves the fighter plane's engines, makes a grappling hook, and gets Dark commando armor/a weapon

The Alliance's Nuclear Inspection

Using this new equipment, The Alliance returns to launch a secret inspection while the Warlords were offline

Gluon robs the blaze rods and steam engines so the Warlords can't use their airship to fight back in the event they get online

Ironbat gets online and discord atts the Warlords for backup

Dark and Gluon evacuate on the plane and fly VERY high above Warlords, from that high above, they conduct a radiation inspection, confident the Warlords don't have missiles, tesla guns, or backup engines/fuel for their airship

Dark and Gluon realize that because they disassembled their plane in the air...if Gluon reassembles it, Dark will fall to his death

So to leave the area, Gluon leaps off the plane and grappling hooks to avoid fall damage

Dark flies away with the plane

Gluon tries to engage Ironbat in a laser gun fight before then retreating into the water, Ironbat unfortunately had exo armor so he outswam Gluon and killed her

Post Nuclear Inspection

The Warlords let Gluon get her stuff back but they demand she leaves

Gluon leaves in the nether portal, glitches the nether portal, and manages to get another nether portal inside the Warlord base

Gluon then digs into a cave system while the Warlords look for her

Gluon surfaces in the ocean, the Warlords start launching guided rockets at her but Gluon places boats so the rockets get confused and go for the boats instead of her

Gluon finally leaves, later she'd return the ship engines and fuel she stole

Goofy's Squatting

Gluon let Goofy live in a house in her country but in exchange Goofy had to agree to not claim the land but rather have it be his embassy

Gluon helps Goofy reinforce his house but Gluon secretly makes sure parts of the wall and windows are owned by her and not Goofy

Goofy then claims the land and refuses to unclaim it

Embassy Eviction

Gluon reveals parts of the house are owned by her and cuts in to get at Goofy

Gluon breaks Goofy's bed, Gluon then electrocutes Goofy while Goofy's trying to place blocks in her face

Gluon then picks up Goofy in a plane and forcefully relocates him back to the embassy, Gluon demands Goofy moves and so Goofy moves to a far away part of the Ancon Agency

Gluon then demands Goofy moves again to the north of her country

The Alliance's Nuclear Program

Gluon orders that Lord, Mezos, Egdod, and Goofy gather resources and build houses

Gluon starts designing a nuclear reactor in a effort to make the first Fission Missile

Gluon convinces Dark to start working on radaway while she makes a Geiger Counter

The Alliance's Nuclear Inspection

Using Gluon's new Fighter Plane, Gluon and Dark go to The Warlords to conduct a radiation inspection using Gluon's geiger counter

Dark leaps off the Fighter Plane and storms the Warlord's base, Dark opens fire preemptively but he's gunned down

Gluon lands her plane from above and hides behind it while she tries to gun down the Warlords, KingNero uses his grappling hooks and HEV Armor to get on top of the plane and kill Gluon

The plane is taken hostage but the Warlords agree to return it, however they demand no more radiation inspections

Cause of War

After various skirmishes where Hallow believed the Barbarians were the aggressors along with the Barbarians nuking the UN...

Hallow declared war on the Barbarians

The War

Hallow deployed a war banner with turrets and a log tower+log caltrops

Hallow infiltrated Barbarian Town using ender pearls to bypass their walls/castle

Hallow seized items left unlocked in modded machines/storage

Hallow destroyed any potential bases in all dimensions

Hallow chopped tons of trees surrounding Barbarians and Gluon made about 10k doing this

Hallow was unable to find any of Tis Me's animals

Court Case against Bobs Shop

Gluon as State Attorney took Tis Me's Bobs Shop Frontier to court for violating the Clean Frontiers Act since the CFA says you can only mark nation/free town borders

Court Case involving Police Lightning

Gluon originally settled a case where she agreed to pay 10k to refund Tis on repairs to his house as a result of Gluon's anti redstone clock lag lightning

Gluon tried to argue she could pay the Barbarian Town instead of Tis Me the player, this would have allowed Hallow to retake the money after the war and also caused the money to pay off Barbarian Debt

Judge DarkEclipses denied this so Gluon paid the 10k to Tis Me but purposely didn't tell Tis Me she paid him since per the court ruling she merely had to pay, she didn't have to say she paid

Tis Me Doesn't Show Up

Tis Me didn't show up so Gluon argued Tis Me was a coward

Tis claimed he had superior orbital nuke tech so Gluon used her tech to nuke Tis Me's base

Ava agreed to fight Gluon on Tis Me's behalf and lost that fight

Hallow won after a few days because Tis didn't show up

Cause of Skirmish

Dark was declared UN Monarch by the UN SuperParliament (a body established by Parliament)

During coronation at the UN Parliament Building Dark was attacked by Tis Me who declared Dark would never be his King

The Skirmish

Gluon summoned twilight zombies to defend Dark from Tis, Tis summoned aquamarine mobs to attack

Dark chased after Tis and killed him various times

Gluon then tried going over to the Barbarian Castle and keeping Tis Me preoccupied/busy with a siege. Gluon killed Tis various times during this. Gluon summoned twilight zombies constantly to prevent Tis from using his castle

Tis finally beat Gluon but then Gluon returned and placing wardens in Tis Me's base

Establishment of the New HogZog Empire

After the UN crushed the HogZog Empire in the previous season, DarkEclipses became a guiding figure for the leaderless HogZogs since DarkEclipses proved he was strong by killing HogZog the Great

DarkEclipses told the HogZogs where to settle and then they started to look inward to find a champion who was strong like DarkEclipses

HogZog the Great II's Ambition

HogZog the Great II wanted to prove his new leadership would make the HogZog Empire stronger 

HogZog the Great II plotted to launch a massive campaign of conquest on the UN

Alliances

HogZogs agreed to declare DarkEclipses a Honorary HogZog and thus to not attack him during the UN Invasion

HogZogs made a alliance where DUI would send some mercenaries to help the HogZogs during the UN Invasion

UN Coup

HogZogs declared a coup and seized control of the White House

HogZog the Greatest II declared himself President and picked HogZogius as Vice President

Goofy's Administration didn't respond to this so the HogZogs started a full invasion of the UN

HogZog the Greatest II's Death

HogZog the Greatest II was slain by a coalition between Gluon and Tis Me, the HogZog Invasion was foiled by Gluon and Tis working together

Post War Treaty

Later Gluon as President got the CrimsonKhans Gang to gain control of the border between HogZogs and UN using the UN Parliament

Gluon had the CrimsonKhans surrender these disputed lands despite the UN winning the war in a effort to get a alliance treaty between the UN and the HogZogs

DUI Terror Invasion

Kettleborough was attacked by DUI who wanted to use it as a staging area to get closer to the UN for raids/attacks/surveillance

Icebomb Attack

Someone named Anonymous joined the game and destroyed Royal's Turrets, it is believed Anonymous also spawned in a Warden

Royal counter attacked by ice bombing Hallow City (Dark's Town)

Dark took Royal to court which resulted in a small fine

Dark also outlawed Royal from his town

Magnetic Cave

Admin added and revealed the location of a Magnetic Cave

Both Royal and Dark established outposts to gain access to the Magnetic Cave

Dark secretly discovered the Galena Gauntlet could bypass claim protect but didn't tell Gluon because he didn't want the item banned and he didn't think anybody would use it to destroy property

The 11/2 Attack

Royal used a alt account called Glutenmaster. Glutenmaster (Royal) used the Galena Gauntlet to grief property of UN, Hallow, New Grape City, Land of the One

Gluon joined the game and noticed massive damage

Gluon responded by checking server logs, saw that Glutenmaster joined, saw that Glutenmaster had the same IP as Royal, then Gluon

Legal Response

Since Royal broke a server rule using a exploit to damage the UN, Gluon temporarily locked his accounts while she reverted the damage on countries/UN and banned the Galena Gauntlet

Royal was told his accounts would be unlocked once he did something substantially nice for each of his victims, instead he argued constantly with Gluon claiming Gluon couldn't revert the nations using a rule which said Royal couldn't use a exploit to get around claim protect and harm the UN

Gluon brought up how Royal in the past demanded Gluon revert damage on his property when Landon Fly used a exploit to destroy Royal's stuff

Royal started constantly saying no to anything Gluon said in the Justice Discord regardless if it had anything to do with him. Gluon started mocking Royal for arguing with her and then demanded Royal sign a slave contract, Royal then left the justice discord

Royal claimed the UN Elections were rigged, Gluon told him to stop claiming, he didn't, so Gluon muted him for one day because Royal was lying about server mechanics, Royal then ragequit

Gluon's Desire for Revenge

Goofy posted Skibidi Toilet in the secret staff new players channel during the middle of the night PST

Gluon woke up to check discord thinking a New Player had joined

She saw what Goofy posted and got pissed

Gluon's Revenge

Gluon declared she would get revenge on Goofy

Goofy tried to hide in dimensions but Gluon found him and cornered him at his base

Gluon chased Goofy across the lake using a boat then shot Goofy to death

Tis showed up on scene, Gluon thought Tis was going to try and attack her for having killed Goofy so Gluon used the fast travel to retreat

Stealth and Ambush

Gluon drunk a invisible potion and started heading south since she thought Tis would start traveling towards the UN HQ to find her

Tis traveled north and got suprise ambused then shot to death by Gluon

Gluon then stole Tis's Horse and fled the scene

Gluon vs Tis

Tis ran after Gluon and eventually attacked Gluon at Hallow City

Gluon threw her spear but Tis blocked her spear using his shield and managed to pick her spear up

Gluon shot Tis to death again

Tis used a invisible potion to secretly get his corpse back while Gluon was trying to claim/bury the corpse

Gluon called DarkEclipses claiming that Tis stole her spear

Hallow vs Barbarian War

Dark and Gluon both went to the Barbarian Town to attack Tis and demand back the spear

Dark discovered Tis's computer wasn't secure so he took the entire computer storage until Tis agreed to give Gluon back the spear

Court Trial

Gluon became Arbitrator Judge of the trial

She ruled that Dark would return the computer in exchange for the spear

She ruled that she would give Tis a replacement horse with replacement horse armor and saddle

Information

DUI launched a massive attack on 10/11/2024 which targeted every town. This attack was in response to the rise of player towns which threatened to restart the industrial harm of creepers.

Villages funded DUI due to them wanting to get revenge against player towns which raided the villages.

The 10/11 Attack was foiled...

Hallow: DUI launched a small raid on Hallow. Resident Gluon attacked DUI and butchered them.

Barbarians: DUI launched a small raid on Barbarians. Mayor Tis Me attacked DUI and slew them.

Royal Farm: DUI decided Royal Farm wasn't industrial and therefore wasn't a threat to creepers. DUI willingly left after a day of occupation.

New Grape Town: DUI launched a full scale war on New Grape Town. Mayor Goofy defeated them. DUI agreed to pay 200$ in restitution.