Former Companies

Sorted by how effective these ventures were

What was McGluons?

• Gluon's ingame store run seperately from Vicar Solutions

• Started by selling really cheap steak using Gluon's Cow Membrane farm patent

• Moved on to selling other things that could be made from the cows (XP/bookshelves)

• Moved on to other items Gluon started farming/autocrafting

Business Practices

• Gluon carted in cows and took out loans to build the building/underground farms

• Gluon also entered her building into building contests (the front looked really good but the back was terrible so Gluon never showed that)

• Sometimes Gluon purposely bought stuff from /shop and then sold it at a loss so she could build a brand of always being in stock

Politics

• McGluons made so much money that they could afford increasing rent/property tax that Gluon lobbied for (this made it harder for rival businesses to form nearby)

• Vicar Solutions (another company of Gluon) would purposely try to coup societies and then make provisions in their new constitutions granting McGluons new lands

• The Lunar Creeper Religion (Gluon's religion) lobbied for a spiritual center which was a front for Gluon's buisness meetings

South Pole Santa

• McGluons invented South Pole Santa

• McGluons also bought out local business item stockpiles and brought it all to one place

Reason for End

• Gluon decided McGluons needed to be combined into Vicar Solutions (also the season ended)

Corporate Action SuperPAC™

• While Dark was President, Gluon convinced him to allow for the creation of SuperPACs

• SuperPACs could legally bribe but they had to follow rules like they had to give the bribe first before receiving something and they couldn't contractually require people not just take the bribe and do nothing 

• Gluon made CorpAct SuperPAC and started lobbying/campaigning

• Gluon also made voter deals, convinced apolitical players to vote for her by doing them favors, made in person voting count for more, and established a deepstate which consisted of secret Executive Order/Parliament created positions that allowed Gluon to continue to be in power even if she lost elections

• Gluon did 'anti corruption' and got Dark's SuperPAC shut down but protected hers, at this point Gluon had gained control over the entire UN legislature/exec

• Gluon went to war with the judicial branch by making positions which had a constitutional right to not have to answer judicial supeonas, she also made a secret Speedy Trial right which was written in such a way so she could remove rival judges if she wanted to

Reason for End

• After the season ended, Gluon decided she wasn't going to be politically right but instead be politically left

• Gluon volentarily dismantled her SuperPAC and had the SuperPAC law axed

Dark's Security Administration

DarkEclipses is our CEO.

He's very good at providing protection.

He's beaten Gluon and Tis Me.

He can beat the most powerful players.

Hire Dark Security if you want to actually be protected.

He's willing to conduct assassinations.

What was Bob's Desirable Goods

• A shop run by Tis Me in Owtia Imperium

• Used diamonds as currency

• Sold basic stuff from the HogZog Empire which people could easily get themselves

Reason for Failure

• Could not get customers

• Diamonds became super unvaluable

Rival Companies

• Ended up being replaced by Bob's Undesirable Goods which had no products

• Undesirable ended up competing with Rob's More Desirable Goods (Gluon's Rip Off Shop) 

• Tis Me's Mistrum Ration Company took over

What was Rob's More Desirable Goods

• A info stand run by Gluon in Sentinel Valria

• Gave away propaganda about the Sentinels for free

Reason for Failure

• Gluon had a communist revolution and decided to move propaganda to posters and online format

Rival Companies

• Competed with Bob's Undesirable Goods