Owner: Balsiefen
Birthday: March 2010
Gender: Male
Visual Description: A fluffy black cat with "[e]yes that gaze from an eldrich void."
Personality Traits: "Mercurial, indignant, intensely loving."
Biography: "Batferret was found in a box, and taken 66 miles to a cat shelter, then taken 66 miles back to the house next door.
Batferret was initially called Faustus, but his large ears, long teeth and short frame quilckly earned him his True Name.
Batferret has gone on to destroy two laptops by curling around the back of them and filling the cooling vents with fur."
"Batferret does not meow, but instead makes high-pitched "bat bat bat" noises."
"If a human is too stupid to feed Batferret, Batferret will look them intensely in the eyes and make chewing motions with his mouth."
"Batferret is an enjoyer if Oomox."
-Blasiefen