Wake Up

Zzz...

DUDE IM UP IM UP WHAT HAPPENED?

GOOOD IM UP!! WHATS GOING ON!!?

Want the good or the bad news?

I'll take the good news I guess..

You're the first to do something!

Which is?

Die. How unfortunate.

WHAT HOW DID I DIE?

Well, when you put on that mask you died immediately. I don't know why you didn't come here sooner but, uhh.. At least you're here now?

HOW IS THAT GOOD NEWS? WHERE AM I?

There's the bad news. Uhm, you're not supposed to be here. This is called the Alternative Zone where us Writers are supposed to be at.

Writers?

Writers. We write what happens next, basically.

Oh. Wait, is this a comic book or something? Like I'm apart of an actual story?

Yeah, basically. Except there's like so much stuff to it than just a simple story, but I'm not here to give you an entire history lesson on what's been going on.

Okay then. So, here's a question, what was going on while I was dead?

So umm.. Remember that clone of you? Yeah, he kinda took over your body to try to kill Shaggy. But, here's something good to know though, you're returning to Zebus.

This kinda teaches me to Not Trust Myself Anymore.

On the contrary, check your stat points.

WHAT? HOW AM I 35 INSIGHT ALREADY?

Well, I hope you know, that's max stat right there friend. Good job on your progress!

I feel... so smart...

Good. Err, you should start uhh.. Doing stuff now. I'll send you back to Zebus in like 10 minutes. I have to start doing another part, like, right now.

Well, thank you for your time?

No problem, Justin.

No biggie... ummm.. What's your name?

Oh my name's Joey Martel. I'm a writer for this part of the story as Jussy is the other writer for the other part of the story. You'll know when uhh.. "something" happens. We're not really supposed to talk to you yet, that's why I'm sending you back. Your time isn't now, Shaggy sent you here to separate you from that mask. You're technically not even dead actually... But, it was funnier to say you died rather than say he split your soul. Aw well, we all can't have fun in this place.

..yeah... umm.. I'll just like, jack off in that corner.

Why here? Like, at least do it in that room over there, there's some like. People that would like that, not me though, do it over there. Thank you. I'll call the succubus over for you incase you require "help".

That was sarcasm but please do that. I will be very appreciative of that. Very.

Wait actually, I just heard that I shouldn't take it. Eh, whatever. I'll take it anyways, it's either the left hand or a pair of boobs.